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mestizo

Beaner, Mexican, you get the idea.
Immigration Office #1:Hey, he is crossing a border.
Immigration Office #2: Yea, catch that mestizo.
by WPWW June 18, 2006
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mestizo

Someone who is usually of the filipino descent and is of lighter skin who is gwapo (aka handsome), like a whiter looking person. A half white and half filipino or spanish would make a mestizo person.
Guy: Do you know Joshua Salinas-Smith?
Girl: YES! He's so gwapo, I heard he is Mestizo, Half filipino and half white.
Guy: I know right. I want to get in his pwet.
by J$wagger February 25, 2019
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Mestizo Boner

When your from Spanish and Indigenous descent but when you or anyone else inspects your pants pocket they find a spotted dick in the box.
Mestizo people of mixed racial usually indigenous descent have Mestizo 'coloured' Boners.

This is due to a rather surprizing unexpected skin tone upon their lower members.

Chulo 1:
Look at that, it's unmistakably a mistake by God's glorious design here you find a little pocket of brown where I expected only to see white or brown respecively. It's the 'Mestizo boner.'

Chapo 2:
Aya Dia. He got the Spotted Dick right and ruly. Shits gon get better with age, boy got the Mestizo Boner.
by Jack Herrer January 9, 2020
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horn mestizo

1. a. A person of mixed European and Native American heritage or descent who rambles in his/her speech, b. eats an inordinant amount of carrots, or c. cramps the bug.

2. Harsh sun

3. Withered corn stalk
1.a) That ol' horn mestizo is really annoying, and if he don't shut his trap soon, I'm gonna lamblast the son'u'bitch
1.b) The horn mestizo over there sure can eat alotta them carrots
1.c) Check out that friggin' horn mestizo!

2. I grew increasingly hot in the horn mestizo.

3. The shanks of the horn mestizo ruffled in the rising wind.
by P'tainz March 25, 2011
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Golden Mestizo

A person of mixed racial heritage such as native american and european amercian but tends to heavily favor the latter in appearance, particularly has brighter features like blonde or golden brown hair.
Some would argue that not only does this race, which very white in appearance, surpass the native american but the european as well in aesthetic quality.
Me. I'm a golden mestizo due to my goldenish brown hair and ocean blue eyes. The world envies me.
by Deadpool December 30, 2004
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El mestizo

He is me, a fucking chad who despises racism and transvestites but i'm not exactly homophobic
El mestizo (me) is a gift to the world
by elMexicanoAmericano March 15, 2022
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mestiza

A female born in Latin America posessing two backgrounds, typically Spanish(from Spain) and Native American.
She is a mestiza because her mother is from Spain and her father is a Incan(Peruvian Indigenous person).
by 'Los May 17, 2006
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