merkedttv

A sweaty valorant player who hasn't seen the sun in 3 years and wants to hug Noke.

merkedttv is good at val

by storm4ultimates March 6, 2022

PJ Merkel

Typically used to describe a whale, or someone who likes to eat lobsters a lot. Sometimes its used to describe various dance moves to make one look like a complete retard.

He likes to eat at red lobster? He must be a PJ Merkel.

He has 7 chins? Must be a PJ Merkel

by baljeet reji June 12, 2019

merkaba

A Merkaba is an inner spaceship temple. "Mer" means Light. "Ka" means Spirit. "Ba" means Body. It is the divine light vehicle used by ascended masters to connect with and reach those in tune with the higher realms.

It was high noon and I was tripping balls and freaking out! Then I saw a Merkaba for the first time in my life. I started floating in outer space and could even smell bacon! I knew everything was going to be alright. {merkabah} {freezerburn} {highnoon}

by Rivkah December 29, 2016

merkeled

To be sexually abused by an individual who has recently immigrated

That poor German girl was merkeled by three Syrian migrants

by collosoll April 26, 2016

merkel

Verb. To perform an unsolicited shoulder massage.

While Angela was seated at the table, George snuck up and merkeled her.

by thewordster September 8, 2008

merkeled

To be sexually abused by a foreigner.

My friend from germany got merkeled on new years eve.

by mellupabbi April 26, 2016

Merken

A mock piece of pubic hair used by prostitutes in the 1930's and 1940's who would shave their vagina's to reduce the risk of crabs.( AKA: A wig for pussy )

i trounced her dillypot so hard her merken fell off

by Atomson Austinson July 8, 2011