merthur

A ship between a gay wizard and the king of Camelot. Although not explicitly cannon it has many followers, especially on tumblr. The name comes from a mashup of Merlin and Arthur.

person A : I was reading some good fanfiction last night.

person B : What was it about?

person A : I won’t tell you but know it included merthur.

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person A : How do you know merthur is real?

person B : poetry

by h0ts0cks February 1, 2020

bt merchant

A person who gives you a bad trip - high or sober.

Shut the fuck up Tim. You BT merchant

by churchStreetBoi May 16, 2019

Merchant

Used to describe someone that does something repeatedly or relies on it.

Sydney is a split dodge merchant

by AJ baud February 26, 2022

Merph

Showing no emotion, good nor bad; guess it just means okay : |

NOSY MOTHER: "So do you like that girl Violet?"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "IDK I DON'T TALK TO HER MUCH!"
NOSY MOTHER: "Sooo..... I want an answer!"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "MERPH!!!"

by theeventualdilf November 28, 2016

dole merchant

somebody who is unemployed and lives off benefits, and may not be actively seeking work

used in similar tone to describing a bin man as a "waste management consultant"

"What are you going to be when you grow older?"
- "A dole merchant, obviously"

by DSelby March 7, 2007

UD Merch

Worthless merch that you’ll forget about and not even wear or use once you get them. You could also burn your money. Plus, who the hell wants to be seen in merch for fucking Urban Dictionary? That’s like wearing merch for 4chan or Reddit. It’s a complete waste of money. Don’t buy it at all costs.

Maxwell: I just bought this UD Merch, am I cool now?
John:How the fuck is that going to make people think you’re cool? Sometimes I just don’t understand you, Maxwell.

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022

Excuse Merchant

Someone who at a moments notice can pull an excuse for just about anything out of their ass. This happens often when defending a sports team or the reasons someone is dating busted girl. Everyone knows the usual list of excuses and weather they say it or not they are all thinking "man what an excuse merchant".

Hey Joey, the NY Giants Suck this year.

Joey: "No they don't they would be undefeated if Eli didn't cut his face shaving in week 3"

Here we go again... What an excuse merchant.

by bt3101 November 30, 2011