margorn

A being who will destroy everything

They destroyed the cupcakes, they must be a margorn

by daddy trump bucks May 1, 2020

masshole merge

The method used by drivers from Massachusetts to merge in a construction zone - driving as far in the lane that is ending and then forcing traffic to stop in the continuing lane as they force you to hit them or let them in.

That guy tried the masshole merge and got himself an ass full of Peterbuilt

by Ihatemassholes June 28, 2015

caught-cot merger

The Caught-Cot merger is currently happening in the United States. The Caught-Cot merger usually happens when people are born in the Western U.S. and most likely learn the word Caught. Caught in the western U.S. sounds like cot. FYI, Cot is a sheet of a blanket that goes over the pillow. This could possibly change the U.S. if more people are born in the Western U.S. and move east, marry a woman, and teach their children how to say caught then most likely they would say /cot/ instead of learning it differently.

Mrs. Lason: Johnny, please say the word caught.
Johnny: Caught?

Mrs. Lason: Yes Johnny.
Johnny: OK. /cot/

The Caught-Cot Merger could not be explained but if you were born in the Western U.S., You would say /cot/.

by Smart4Life February 9, 2017

Margot

Margot is an amazing young women. Very talented and very pretty. She has a beautiful smile and a wonderful personality. Her long brown hair makes every other girl jealous and her beautiful brown eyes top it off. She rarely ever likes someone but when she does she falls hard. When she laughs it's like an angel whispered "adorable". NEVER LOOSE her she is the most amazing BFF and an awesome girlfriend. She can be very funny when she is in the mood to be. She has a "tiny bit" of a dirty mind which helps her come up with hilarious jokes.

Margot: an amazing BFF
And an AWESOME girlfriend

by Auria N. June 19, 2018

meego

A rip-off display picture for MSN messenger, you spend hours making your own and then get plastered with stupid "pay us money to download" messages.

"Thats a cool meego, how much did it cost you?"
"nothing, i know how to use print screen and touch it up with photoshop"

by Richard Gilland May 21, 2006

Mergency

How hood niggas say emergency.

Dis a mergency my nigga full on (homeless water) and went on a (stabbacre)

by thundermen June 9, 2016

merge hopper

An aggressive asshole driver who decides that he is so much more important than everyone else in a traffic jam that he ducks out of traffic into the clear merging lane to overtake a few dozen cars, only to fuck up the traffic even more as he tries to get back in to the jammed traffic lane.
worst driver cunt asshole redneck punk shithead rice rocket street racer racer nitro

Jean is driving on a busy thoroughfare in LA when Click the aggressive driver jumps out of the curb lane - as a typical merge hopper does - onto the merge to pass 50 cars. Jean sees him coming in her rear view mirror, pulls out her 45 and blows the tires out of Click's car causing him to ditch. Click is okay, VERY LATE for work now, and no longer a threat to traffic for this particular day.

by psiscott April 26, 2006