Shadow-mentoring

Definition: Following someone without letting them know you follow them.

I follow Teyler Path on YouTube. This man is my shadow-mentor, I religiously follow his tips and tricks while working out. I am forever grateful to him for shadow-mentoring.

by retiredretardreturns August 14, 2023

Menturbate

To mentally masturbate. The most discrete form of sexual self-pleasuring. With a good imagination and a bit of practice menturation can result in actual orgasm.

I especially like to menturbate on public transport. As long as I can keep a straight face the girl sitting next to me doesn’t even notice.

by Harry Sausage January 26, 2005

Menturbation

The act of engaging your brain in useless activity.

Ex: Sam Witwicky thinks that he can get with Mikaela Banes out of the Transformer movies, but we know he is just the victim of Menturbation.

by ugotskilled November 24, 2010

Menurgnavuh

TO accumulate as much gold from a Spanish Galleon Ship Wreck from 1852.

I aint saying she a Menurgnavuh, But she aint messing with no broke Nigguh!

by bassmasta79 January 20, 2011

meaturing

The practice of measuring a penis. Doesn't have to be your own.

I feel like Brendan is imagining he is meaturing everyone in the room on a regular basis.

by chelseaisdumb69 January 18, 2018

Masturinalphobia

The fear that the guy next to you at a urinal is masturbating. This accounts for urinals, stalls, and sinks in both male and femal bathrooms. The act is usually done vigorously, loud, and with a mean finish, or quiet, calm, and discreetly.

Dude: Let's stop by the house, I gotta use the bathroom.
Dude2: Why can't you just go here?
Dude: I have masturinalphobia.....
Dude2: Dude no one's going to do anything wierd.
Dude: You ever heard of Peewee Herman?
Dude2: We'll stop by your house.

by ScottBrown June 12, 2011

Menturbating

To become sexually aroused mentally, but not physically, like when 40 something women watch 80's has-been pop star videos.

You can't pry Catherine away from that laptop, she's menturbating to that Rick Springfield video on YouTube.

by 80's Hub March 10, 2011