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Shadow-mentoring

Definition: Following someone without letting them know you follow them.
I follow Teyler Path on YouTube. This man is my shadow-mentor, I religiously follow his tips and tricks while working out. I am forever grateful to him for shadow-mentoring.
by retiredretardreturns August 14, 2023
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Menturbate

To mentally masturbate. The most discrete form of sexual self-pleasuring. With a good imagination and a bit of practice menturation can result in actual orgasm.
I especially like to menturbate on public transport. As long as I can keep a straight face the girl sitting next to me doesn’t even notice.
by Harry Sausage January 26, 2005
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Menturbation

The act of engaging your brain in useless activity.
Ex: Sam Witwicky thinks that he can get with Mikaela Banes out of the Transformer movies, but we know he is just the victim of Menturbation.
by ugotskilled November 24, 2010
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Menurgnavuh

TO accumulate as much gold from a Spanish Galleon Ship Wreck from 1852.
I aint saying she a Menurgnavuh, But she aint messing with no broke Nigguh!
by bassmasta79 January 20, 2011
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meaturing

The practice of measuring a penis. Doesn't have to be your own.
I feel like Brendan is imagining he is meaturing everyone in the room on a regular basis.
by chelseaisdumb69 January 18, 2018
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Masturinalphobia

The fear that the guy next to you at a urinal is masturbating. This accounts for urinals, stalls, and sinks in both male and femal bathrooms. The act is usually done vigorously, loud, and with a mean finish, or quiet, calm, and discreetly.
Dude: Let's stop by the house, I gotta use the bathroom.
Dude2: Why can't you just go here?
Dude: I have masturinalphobia.....
Dude2: Dude no one's going to do anything wierd.
Dude: You ever heard of Peewee Herman?
Dude2: We'll stop by your house.
by ScottBrown June 12, 2011
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Menturbating

To become sexually aroused mentally, but not physically, like when 40 something women watch 80's has-been pop star videos.
You can't pry Catherine away from that laptop, she's menturbating to that Rick Springfield video on YouTube.
by 80's Hub March 10, 2011
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