1. A midwestern hardware giant that subjects it's female employees to sexual harassment by perverted old men that must be referred to a "guests" rather than "customers".
2. A place where employees must shamelessly beg people to sign up for their "Big Card" that ends up causing it's users "BIG" headaches because HSBC sucks.
3. Place that works you to the bone and promises bonuses that are total BS.
2. A place where employees must shamelessly beg people to sign up for their "Big Card" that ends up causing it's users "BIG" headaches because HSBC sucks.
3. Place that works you to the bone and promises bonuses that are total BS.
1. Creepy old man moving closer toward you as you contine to move away and creepy old lesbian supervisor with toungue ring stands idly by.
2. HSBC allows you to select "no interest no payments" on purchases over $299, but sends you a bill (with interest) the next month anyhow.
3. Your "bonus" comes in the form of store credit. Just because I work at Menards doesn't mean I SHOP there.
2. HSBC allows you to select "no interest no payments" on purchases over $299, but sends you a bill (with interest) the next month anyhow.
3. Your "bonus" comes in the form of store credit. Just because I work at Menards doesn't mean I SHOP there.
by Disgruntled Employee February 1, 2007
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It is used as a joke only and you should not take it literally.
It is used as a joke only and you should not take it literally.
by GlassCondominator December 9, 2017
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by Graf March 12, 2003
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by schmeankman April 25, 2009
Get the menards mug.The act of getting trapped inside a Menards for long periods of time with your friend who works there and insists on going there for anything and everything when they’re not working.
Guy 1: “Bro, what took you guys so long?”
Guy 2: “I got caught in the menards trap with ‘guy 3’.”
Guy 3: “What? The contact solution is cheaper there.”
Guy 2: “I got caught in the menards trap with ‘guy 3’.”
Guy 3: “What? The contact solution is cheaper there.”
by GooseFoot July 24, 2018
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Normally can't drive a fork lift and will end up running into a door with it.
Also can properly place a hinged Crate will always place it the wrong fucking direction
Normally can't drive a fork lift and will end up running into a door with it.
Also can properly place a hinged Crate will always place it the wrong fucking direction
by PaulTheLlamaPrince May 12, 2020
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Rose always has something funny to say, she's smart, has a wild imagination, colourful, caring and beautiful.
This amazing girl that I'm so grateful to have in my life is the perfect person to talk to she is an amazing friend.
I will always think of her as my sister, not the kind of sister that you fight with all the time but the kind of sister that tells you everything and makes fun of you (in a funny way), that always, always gets you thinking straight again and this one, in particular, is one of a kind, there is no one I repeat no one like her . She is Rose Menard and I love her with all my heart.
Rose always has something funny to say, she's smart, has a wild imagination, colourful, caring and beautiful.
This amazing girl that I'm so grateful to have in my life is the perfect person to talk to she is an amazing friend.
I will always think of her as my sister, not the kind of sister that you fight with all the time but the kind of sister that tells you everything and makes fun of you (in a funny way), that always, always gets you thinking straight again and this one, in particular, is one of a kind, there is no one I repeat no one like her . She is Rose Menard and I love her with all my heart.
by Gupytilldeath February 15, 2019
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