friends with penalties

A friend that you don't want to stop being friends with, but they are always the source of bad shit, aka penalties.

*You often have to pay for things for them because they "forgot their wallet".
*Every time you're trying to score a number, they come over and say something to ruin your chances.
*They're always saying things around others that get you into fights, or almost do.
*Every time you plan a night out with them they cancel and you're left trying to figure out what to do.

Friend: "Hey man I saw you talking to that girl, did you get her number?"
You: "Nah man, X came over and said Y... then she took off."
Friend: "Damn, that sucks. Why would he say that?"
You: "friends with penalties shakes head"

by Bot7143 December 27, 2014

The Meaties

When you eat so much meat it puts you in a state of temporary intoxication.

Damn Joe at so much meat he got the meaties, I swear I thought he was drunk.

by Burakarmiashu February 15, 2022

Meaties

slang term used to describe cocaine. Origins are from the Greek word for nose

Sometimes I think about meaties and sometimes I have them

by Meaties Freak March 28, 2009

menalist

a person doing something particulary stupid, although can be used to describe someone performing a 'particularry breathtaking manover'

the people on dirty sanchez are mentalists

by yan July 29, 2004

McNelties

slang for breast, boobs, tits

Wow man look at the McNelties on her!

by Shawn C December 26, 2007

Melties

When someone breaks down in anger or rage and goes into a hypnotic trans of off-topic, schizophrenic rant about society as a whole and the election was fraud, even tho the main topic had nothing to do with that but their anger induced range flings them out of control until they either get tired or someone of authority stops them.

In other words is a durative to what we call a "melt down"

Guy 1: Yo this banana taste great
Guy 2: Yeah it does!
Guy 3: Well bananas ar poison to the brain...
Guy 1: uuhh who asked?
Guy 3: DON'T YOU GET IT SHEEP IT MADE YOU VOTE DEMOCRATE YOU ARE ALL SISSY CAUSE OF BANANAS etc.
Guy2: He's having his melties again

by meltyjohnwiththetinfoilhat April 29, 2021

menamies

ex-boyfriends

I’ve left a trail of many bitter menamies & made a mountain of lots of good buddies.

by somanymenemiessolittletime June 13, 2024