someone who studies emo's and their ways like sandra sands who wrote an article in the guardian which was completely slated in kerrang magasine (september 06)
by The-Emologist October 15, 2006
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Starting 8/21/17 all secretaries will now start to mop and clean all rooms but please prioritize and do not neglect the phones and other clerical duties. You will have the title mopologist added to your badge, but your pay will not increase
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One who is dedicated to studying the bizarre animals that resemble humans, known as "emos".
These animals cut themselves for what seems like no reason but emologists are dedicated to finding out what the fuck is wrong with their heads that they would do such a thing. All of these strange creatures do not cut themselves but they do indulge themselves in a horrendous music genre that is named after their race; emo. It flat out sucks.
These animals cut themselves for what seems like no reason but emologists are dedicated to finding out what the fuck is wrong with their heads that they would do such a thing. All of these strange creatures do not cut themselves but they do indulge themselves in a horrendous music genre that is named after their race; emo. It flat out sucks.
Metalhead: Bryant and Mike are emologists. Once, bryant spit on a dying emo kid.
Metalhead2: Wow, i wanna be just like them, and grow up to be an emologist.
Metalhead2: Wow, i wanna be just like them, and grow up to be an emologist.
by Bryant September 15, 2004
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by Jackson doff October 30, 2017
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by t3vin24 April 7, 2017
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Friend 2: No, I might watch him later though
Friend 2: No, I might watch him later though
by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodMan June 17, 2022
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