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melf

a very silly, kind of figity person
Casey is such a melf
by bunny November 13, 2003
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melf

short form of saying: the world has lied to me in so many ways. or, a form of the "eff" word, more acceptable to older adults.
oh, the world has melfed me over
melf!
by melf May 13, 2005
mugGet the melfmug.

MELF

A sexual attraction to a mall elf. Similar to a MILF but its a mall elf instead of a mom
That blonde at Santas Workshop in the Commons is such a MELF
by Wordwizz December 25, 2014
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melf

i have no idea what this means. my ex texted me and asked
what the hell does melf mean?
by melffff September 26, 2018
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melf

1)An adolescent boy who desperately wants to be an elf.
2)A man-elf.

(Based on a true story of a kid who dresses like an elf and took his dad's last name just because it was Melf)
That kid loves prancing in the woods wearing pixie garb way too much. He is such a Melf.
by Melf January 7, 2004
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melf

by melfinator October 12, 2017
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Melf

A woman who goes by the name Mel and who is a milf - Melf
by Captain-Big-Dick October 9, 2017
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