Melzer

A mexican stache

Pablo had a huge melzer under his nose!

by Cji8 January 16, 2009

Melzy

An awesome nickname for a woman named Melanie.

Melzy is the best nickname ever invented.

by Copperland August 11, 2010

melzer

what happens when a shit grow fluffy pewbs on it's head

"I saw this really weird hairy piece of shit on the side of the road, but upon inspection, i found out it was just a melzer.

by jesus v2.0 May 2, 2019

melzabe

2 entries:
1)Shortest form of "might as well be". Often used in agreement with someone's perspective or idea.

2)Can also be used as a name called, refering to someone as you think is a retard, that can't think for themselves.

1) Want to go out to the movies with da boyz?
Melzabe...

2) Nice work. Way to go, you goddamn melzabe...

by Supo January 22, 2007

melzoboy

A melzoboy is a fag who usually prefer animals in sexual intercourses, rather than men. Most of all donkeys.

Yesterday I was at the farm and met that Marco melzoboy.

by Alessandro Scibona November 7, 2007

melzar

a b/s 360 melon. i call it that cos i say stooopid things.
check and mate.

ye duuuude that was a gnarly melzar he busted out. that was dope. he musta been stoked maaaaaan.

by dodd yo January 1, 2004

delza melza

the thiccest person in the world. dumptruck ass. and an even bigger heart. snatch a delza near u

Man 1: HOLY SHIT BRO IS THAT DELZA MELZA
Man 2: OH GOD THE THIGHS

by delza 4 life December 30, 2021