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megalongschlong

user megalongschlong on tiktok is the most amazing mutual ever
"Hey do you know megalongschlong?"
"Oh yeah they're the best mutual ever"
by a_dyslexic_wh0r3 June 23, 2021
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megaton

In videogame folklore, when an announcement is due to be made that will "shake the foundations of gaming to its core", it is referred to as the "megaton". It inevitably turns out to be completely lame and non-eventful. Like perhaps a competition to go to some Xbox360 party in the US by yourself.
The PS6 release list will include Metal Gear Solid 24! !!!111!!!Megaton!!!111!!!
by charlesr September 30, 2005
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megalongschlong

Tik toker whose main content is making anime characters bald
Have you followed to megalongschlong on tik tok yet?
by Itz_Daigo June 23, 2021
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megaboner

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole
when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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metagones

A word Italians use to refer to non-Italians.
They don't know how to make pizza. That's the metagones way.
by jd November 26, 2004
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Meganonomous

1) The worlds greatest person known to man-kind
2) The state in which nobody lives except for those who which to live a somewhat orgasmic life.
"I'm just going to visit Meganonomous" *drools*
by Megan Nielsen November 22, 2004
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megalongschlong

megalongschlong is the best mf mutual and tiktoker ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ loves Ed Sheeran ๐Ÿ˜ their goal in life is to make everyone bald ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ‘น spares nobody.. has a thing for barney โ˜๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜” definitely has a piss kink.. and is secretly working with mr clean, they're the real #alpha ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅบ
have you seen megalongschlong?
no why?
I think they want my hair..๐Ÿ˜ฆ
by mwiop June 24, 2021
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