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meats

Noun. Derived from the words 'man' and 'seats'.

The seating area often found tactically placed outside the women's fitting rooms in clothes stores for the convenience of the poor men who have to sit and wait whilst their partners do whatever they do in those changing rooms - probably activities such as playing chess, solving world hunger or finding the next prime number, given the amount of time they spend in there.
Man: Excuse me, where are the meats?
Assistant: Sorry sir, we don't have those facilities.

*Drags wife out of shop*
by scottyj27 March 28, 2015
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meats

People sometimes beat their meats at night.
by Scrolte May 12, 2024
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have the meats

A more cultured way of saying that a business (usually a chain) carries products of good quality under the category they specialize in. Taken from fast food chain Arby’s slogan: “we have the meats”. Can also be “had” or “has” depending on sentence being in past, present, or future tense.
“Don’t get me a gift card to Home Depot. Get me one to Lowe’s instead, because Lowe’s has the meats.”

“I think we can all agree that Arby’s does NOT have the meats, unless we’re talking about their roast beef.”

Blockbuster had the meats back in the day. It’s really sad that they closed down.”
by young cove seasoning June 23, 2022
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Any meats a treat

Female 1: "Ew, don't have sex with that guy, he doesn't even have a job!!

Female 2: "Oh well, any meats a treat"
by Genitahlia November 29, 2019
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Uber Meats

Just like uber eats, but dropping dick off instead. In order to work as uber-meats driver, you need a dodge challenger or such.
Uber Meats is here, did you order extra sausage?
Uber Meats. Delivering dick on da daily
by lostinthefire April 21, 2020
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we have the meats

The slogan of Arby's. It means they serve meat stuff.
by BigBoi Gaming January 1, 2021
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Plumber Meats

Bacon, Turkey and Ham in combination.
I'd like a Plumber Meats sandwich.
by borky June 1, 2015
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