stanky meat puppet

Either a penis that has been inserted into a dirty ass, or a 300 yard drive on the golf course that lands on right in the garden spot.

Aaron's meat puppet became a super stanky meat puppet when you rammed his cock into Debbie's dirty ass.

or

Mark just unloaded his driver and put his golf ball right in the clown's mouth; 300 yards and in the garden spot, thus giving the ball a stanky meat puppet.

by jmorgan September 20, 2007

meat puppet

the phenomenon of a man being able to move or shake his erect penis around without touching it or moving any other part of his body; can also refer to a man manipulating the urethra hole to make the penis talk.

Man: Hey baby, this meat puppet can't suck itself!
His penis (meat puppet): Yeah, bitch!

by OBPAEH January 10, 2009

Meat Puppet

Porn slang for a male porn actor

"Hard-on Harry can't make it today, sir. He was in an accident involving a rubber swing..."

"Forget about it... you don't need to be a genius to be a meat puppet! He can be replaced easily..."

by Courtney April 6, 2005

Meat Puppet

Anal penetration of a female by a male while a second female fists the first females vaginal cavity and grabs the males penis during anal intercourse while holding firmly until male climaxes

Theses two girls gave me a gnarly meat puppet last night.

by Yaggggi August 3, 2023

braindead meat puppet

braindead meat puppet is someone who is empty in the head and guided by other people

that braindead meat puppet is fooled by friends into doing something stupid

by niva01 June 19, 2023

Cambodian Meat-Puppet

Noun. Origins, Cambodia, during Nam don't ask....Traditional rite of passage (see also Cambodian Flesh Hoagie Rodeo, Only Grade D) When a Flacid penis is transformed into a marinade so that the urethra is slighty to extremely horizotally fixed into the oblong Cambodian Slit-EYE.

Exhibit A: I got a fever, and the only cure is the one and only Cambodian Meat-Puppet.
Exhibit B:

by Necron ? Perez September 14, 2009

meat puppet

an actor working as an extra in a film or television production

They dress us up, tell us how to move around, and, in the end, no one even sees our faces; we're meat puppets.

by Shy Mind Couch July 31, 2016