meal

v. to desire a member of the opposite sex

n. member of the opposite sex looks good enough to eat

v. to eat

v.I'd meal on her

n. she's meal

v. let's go meal

by theVtheory October 11, 2010

the meal

The meal is known to a small few as a sexual position in which a girl and a kitchen table are needed. You are to lie the girl face up on the table with her legs spread and dinner is served. The sexual act you perform is "third base".

Tom: Hey Susan, you wanna get busy?
Susan: Well theres the kitchen table, how about im your meal?
Tom: You mean the meal?
Susan: Oh yes... The meal baby

by Kevin AKA FuzzyIndian July 24, 2006

Mealed

The act of having an awkward meal with someone after a night of hooking up - often associated with a drunken hook-up resulting in an unplanned sleepover.

"Dude, when I woke up I forgot she was there - she was so drunk the night before, I figured the least I could do was meal her before taking her home."

"I was so hungover and just wanted to go home but he totally mealed me."

by bitchesandslutsandhoes March 6, 2009

meal

Getting blowjobs from hott chicks, hot chicks in general, boning hot chicks, big party with lots of hot chicks.

I got some meal from that chick last night.

by Mealfest 09 October 16, 2009

to meal

1) to eat, as in to consume a meal 2) to make a meal out of a food that usually does not stand alone as a full meal.

1) "I'm about to meal on this pizza."
2) "I woke up about 3 times last night, mealing on that Faygo."

by Doctor Zhivago December 26, 2007

mealing

To eat in a way that appears to be greedy.

Yo, that fat ass nigga is mealing over there by himself.

by Christopher C Wright September 2, 2005

meal

noun describing a boy that is so metrosexual he misewell be gay, even tho he is not litterly. A meal is a boy that is obsessed with singing, keeping his hair inline, tanning, and his clothes

katie: notice anything different about me? i went tanning!
lauren: yeah i can tell, you're looking kinda meal actually. its grossing me out

tommy: i am your brother, your best friend till the end of timee (singing)
cool guy: dude if your gunna be meal, i'll be you up

by thoseeyes August 22, 2008