Thomas Jay McCallum

stupid tall cunt that will bite you and lick you without your permission

he also likes men

bro Thomas Jay McCallum is so fucking annoying

by fiddle68 June 20, 2022

McCollumed

A new form of dry snitching your boys to your boss.

"Damn, Phil you just got McCollumed."

by 4 Horsemen October 19, 2008

McCallumed

When a gorgeous girl who claims she is really excited to finally date you, bails last minute.

1. Dude, how did your date go with that gorgeous girl you met?
2. Never went, she McCallumed me!
1. She would... I always thought she was a bit of a butterbod.
2. No way man! She definitely isn't! You are only saying that because you termed the definition for butterbod!
1. oh ya, true.

by robbie and alex January 11, 2009

Mccullum

Verb. Calling out of your cushy office job for 3 or more consecutive days.

Where is Pete today?

I think he is pulling a mccullum. He probably won't be in till' next week.

by Jeffincharge November 11, 2005

chase mccallum

A guy who never wins medals and is very unsuccessful

Chase McCallum is weird and slow.

by Chase McCallum August 28, 2017

john mccallum

hes a fricken hottie that can satisfy ;) cyrstal blue eyes is the key to flirting in his department. he is all around awesome!

damn big bertha is a real john mccallum right now

by ribbit toads September 16, 2010

McCallum

A sexy blonde leprechaun-like man.

I usually like tall guys, but I don't mind some hot McCallum dick.

by VirginWoman March 2, 2019