FELCHY MCBLUMPKIN

aka b. ROPER

Hey look, there goes felchy givin' a blumpkin again.

by SID November 13, 2003

Chicken McBlumpkin

The fine art of receiving fellatio whilst defecating and consuming a McChicken.

Yesterday when I went to McDonald's and ordered a Chicken McBlumpkin.

by Davey Cockett November 1, 2010

Mcblumpkin

A McBlumpkin is the same as a Blumpkin, except your eating a cheeseburger at the same time. So your dropping the duece, receiving fellatio, and eating a Big Mac at the same time.

Last night as McDonalds, the fry-flipper invited me in the back for a McBlumpkin.

by Cory K. October 21, 2005

McBlumpkin

the act of a male receiving fellatio while making a bowel movement after eating a large amount of Mc Donalds.

I almost regret eating that quarter-pounder, but at least I got a McBlumpkin out of it.

by Controlthislife April 21, 2011

Mcblumpkin

Eating a Mcdouble while both on the toilet taking a shit and getting a blowjob.

You mom gave me a mcblumpkin last night..what a tasty treat!

by S₩y£0 October 30, 2021

Dumpy Mcshlumpkins

A word to describe someone who has passed the vibe check.

Yo dumpy mcshlumpkins nice outfit.

by Lolxdrawrsz November 29, 2019

Dirty mcpumpkin

When a guy gets a 6 piece happy meal eats it and throws up on a girl who is drinking a pumpkin spice latte.

I gave Sharon a dirty mcpumpkin at the McDonald’s play place on east colfax.

by Cacapeepeepoopoo October 31, 2022