Definite Maybe

The time honored 'Definite Maybe' is used when RSVP'ing to parties and events. It has all the confidence and decision of 'Definite' coupled with the flakiness and ability to back out of a 'Maybe'. RSVPs: Going, Not Going, Definite Maybe.

Your friends know you'll show up to the shindig, you just want them to beg you to come so you feel wanted. You were planning on going the whole time, but that's not how you operate. No, not you. The surprise party started at 8pm, but you know better and show up at 10pm and surprise THEM with your presence. Now that's thinking ahead.

You're the life of the party... whether you're there or you're not. You're a Definite Maybe.

Rhett is a Definite Maybe for the party tonight. I definitely know he'll maybe be here. Classic Rhett.

Dude, don't make me beg. I know you want to go to the party, stop being such a Definite Maybe.

He didn't even show up for his own surprise party. A Definite Maybe through and through. What a legend.

by Robthegreat December 31, 2013

Maybelline

Septic firm based in New York producing over-priced slap for slappers.

Maybe she’s born with it (a face like a dog’s arse with a hat on), maybe it’s Maybelline.

by AKACroatalin August 8, 2015

jj maybank

Hotter than john b

Fight me

whos hot?
Jj maybank is

by Imasimpforuranimegirl September 10, 2020

maybe later

a slightly less (or more) dick way of saying "no fucking way."

"Hey man wanna come over later and catch Dancing With the Stars?"

"Maybe later."

"You fuckin' dick."

by ACNY January 22, 2008

JJ Maybank

The HOTEST MF OUT THERE! If you searched up this name.... I deaply respect you.

Person 1: Damn! Look at that guy over there! He's hot af
Person 2: WOW!
Person 3: He'll never be as hot as JJ Maybank. Thats sad for him.

by THISHONEY February 15, 2022

Maylen

the prettiest girl in the entire world, whoever is named Maylen has an amazing heart and is such a doll! she finds time for everybody and has all the friends in the world. she is perfect in every single way! you are lucky if she is your friend, and you are lucky to have her in your life! if you can keep her for aslong as you can, she's the key to everybody's hearts and always knows what to say. you would be lucky to call Maylen your girlfriend, luckier to call her your fiance, and even luckier to call her your wife. keep her around as long as you can and you will have an amazing friendship with her. everybody is friends with her, i dont know one person who hates a Maylen. she is an angle from the heavens above. an extra plus is she is an amazing kisser :*

josh: woah! who is that?
annie: oh thats maylen!
josh: wow shes a babe!!

by hose B November 20, 2013

maybe she snapped

”Maybe she snapped” is basically saying

wow she did THAT she is not messing around she just decided to snatch everyone’s weaves no second thought

oooo maybe she snapped

by sadiescarpenter May 6, 2018