maxturbate

to climax during masturbation

man i hate when someone walks in on me just as i'm about to maxturbate

by Thomas78 October 26, 2006

Maxton

Some midget that lives down by the creek. Spends most of his day sippin' lean and hoping the LA Clippers can catch a meaty W. Mans like 4"11, has a huge cock though. Not really funny, loves making jokes though, and spends most of his time fantasying about being 7FT. That's why he plays 2K, makes some fucking 7FT"3 post-hooking cheese. What a CUNT. Now, let's talk about his height more man, I mean, bruh, thinks he gon' make the NBA or some shit. Lil midget wouldn't even makes the WNBA. lol.

Down on the creek he has a little hut he calls his crib, lives right next to a Walmart and begs people passing by for a tip. He is unemployment and is one of the retards causing the economy to crash, Get a job. He uses illegal streaming sites to watch the NBA, and is pretty lonely in general. Heard he was arrested twice for soliciting prostitution and conspiracy to kill the Lakers GM!!! He told me if the Clippers don't win the title, he would cut off his junk. What a LONER!

Yo, that Maxton has the mental capacity of an autistic turtle combined with donkey with down-syndrome.

by Jonathan Hazleton September 7, 2020

Maxtard (Full retard mode)

Maxtard is a short version of a maximal retard, a retarded retard. Max-tard.

This word is depraved from the saying ''Full retard'' wich was mentioned in the movie ''Tropic Thunder'', where someone made a very stupid movie and a man gave him advice to never go full retard.

In short: Never go full retard..

Man1: ''You went full retard. Never go full retard.''

Guy1: ''Oh my god, did you see John totally act stupid when drunk and get hated by all the girls?''
Guy2: ''Yeah, he's so maxtarded, going full retard is always bad.''
Guy3: ''Maxtard (Full retard mode) is such a lame word, you guys.''

by Dan the Man NL August 17, 2009

Motoki Maxted

A popular Japanese-American Youtuber that was mainly known for his syncing videos and skits. He's also known for acting in some movies and shows like, Millenials: the musical, Anime crimes division, Broken. He also collabed with Wong fu productions and starred in the short series Just Another Nice Guy.

Person 1: Did you see Motoki Maxted's new video?
Person2: Oh yeah Mojo is hilarious.

by iramx April 20, 2019

Maxton

The literal definition of “short and sweet”. Sure he might be short. And stubborn a bit. And weird, but he has the biggest heart. He will share his hoodies with u, make sure ur ok, etc. He is also very cute and has nice hair. He loves to make other people laugh. U won’t never forget the first time u meet Maxton. If u date him, well then you are just the luckiest girl in the world. He will never break your heart. You will absolutely regret it if u leave him. He makes gay jokes with his bros but he promises he isn’t gay. If u have a Maxton in your life, keep him. Pls. Love u Max <3

*Maxton walks by*
Girl 1: “OMG IS THAT MAXTON!”
Girl 2: “ sure is”
Girl 1: “ he is soooo cuteeee”

by Kandance_withaK August 19, 2021

maxthon

Basically Internet Explorer 6/7 but with security holes patched, more features and more stability.

Person 1: Look at this website

Person 2: Dude... Why are you using Internet Explorer?

Person 3: Get Firefox, it pwns all

Person 2: Firefox is just over-rated because of Mozilla's Propaganda. Get Maxthon. (explains why)

Person 1: Okay...

by fargingnab August 19, 2007

Maxturbating

When you wake up in the middle of the night and your buddy Max is masturbating in the bed next to you

Who is that guy maxturbating on the other side of the hotel room

by The Chooser September 28, 2008