Fatty Matty

Fatty Matty the man you see get stuck on The Ultimate rollercoaster ride.
Common chav dialect in the northern area, which rhymes.
Fatty Matty usually wears a red hoodie with the name 'Matty' written on it.

Yo! Fatty Matty!
he he that's Fatty Matty
Hey did you know that Fatty Matty had to go round twice because he couldn't get off the ride?

by Jerry2413565 May 10, 2019

Matty Fish

Matty is the biggest simp around. He likes this girl, but he is too big of a simp to date her.

Stop acting like Matty Fish and saying you "don't have the funds" to date her.

by pixelsundae February 9, 2020

The Matty John

The act of shitting your underwear then taking them off and putting them in your cousins trash can. While smearing the poop on the trash can lid as you put them in. Then pretending you don’t know where they are.

I got so drunk last night I had to pull the matty john.

by Mattyjohnscousin March 25, 2022

Matty healy

Lead singer of 'the 1975'. Not a guy quite like him. Hot as hell. High as hell. Likes girls well... like hell. Also has a way with words that'll make you hooked to him the minute he opens his mouth. Warning Matty Healy cannot skateboard.

"I think I'm in love with Matty Healy. His accent is so hot. And oh my he speaks some fluent metaphoric language that I now adore!"

by Shonkeredbish April 23, 2017

Mad Dog Mattis

US Marine Corp General, the only man that Chuck Norris calls SIR.

Chuck Norris, never heard of her, don't make me go Mad Dog Mattison on your ass “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”

by nothing is real June 6, 2016

Mattshamu

A man of all kinds.. The life of the party. A man that is a genuine friend and always there. A man that constantly gets stuck in the friend zone and is not afraid to talk about it. This guy loves getting ridiculous amounts of money and having a good time! You will know when you meet a mattshamu.. LEON!

We were all kind of bored just lounging around when all of a sudden Mattshamu stopped by and turned it into a maaadd party where we all got ridiculous amounts of money!

by justsomegreeble January 19, 2011

mattsie

Professional correspondence that contains what appears to be a poorly written text message.

An example of a "mattsie" would be a formal letter that includes the following: "She is a he haha he gets it all the time....he will be on time."

I made a mattsie in my last report and the report review staff rejected it.

by Coyote Bank Commander December 9, 2014