Mattschecking

The act of touching 2 prolapsed anuses together, like a kiss

Josh and Mike were bent over Mattschecking each other.

by Harrymanback November 23, 2013

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Mattaco

A cross between a hard shell taco and a burrito. A filled hard shell taco is wrapped in a soft tortilla before eating - preventing the hard shell from falling apart in your hands.

(Taco hater) "I hate hard shell tacos... They are messy and always break apart in your hands"
(Mattaco man) "You're doing it all wrong silly... Here, have a Mattaco"

by Mattcog May 13, 2014

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mattacks

What everyone wishes they were. A level of awesomeness that makes everyone else look like a waste of skin.

That's a Mattacks so you may as well not bother trying

by Claude Toobitts November 14, 2014

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mattcd

A blue eyed baby boy who has a large ding a long and likes to sing along to indie music. He learned how to have sex on reddit, which explains why he was a vergeen until 35. He cute tho.

Mattcd, stop scrolling through reddit and pay attention to your naked girlfriend.

by Barbara Cumsock October 19, 2019

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Mattacky

Often used in homosexual or slash fanfiction, Mattacky is a nickname given to the pairing of Avenged Sevenfold frontman M. Shadows and rhythm guitarist Zacky Vengeance.

Mattacky is a delicious pairing that should be used more often.

by scuzzbucket December 9, 2008

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