masturbang

When two people masturbate in the presence of each other and end up banging before climax

My girl and I love to masturbang! Our foreplay is the act of watching each other masturbate until we can't take it anymore and just have to bang.

by GlazeHer February 14, 2014

masturbane

A form of masturbation which can eventually lead to one's own destruction.

Petri went home yesterday and masturbaned for hours to Italian porn, then the mafia came over and bombed his house.

by Mrs. Hebert May 3, 2004

Masturbanation

A form of jerking off only while wearing a turban. Also known as Halal Jerking.

Frank: Yo dude yesterday i finally got around to masturbanation...
Paul:No way, Howd it go?
Frank:Amazing dude i jizzed all over my turban.

by Lucious Maximus April 3, 2009

masturbanger

masturbanger: n. a strong emotion coupled by vigorous self gratification aroused by a real or supposed wrong.

His girlfriend's betrayal led him into a cycle of depression and uncontrollable masturbanger.

by Twan Intarathuch January 18, 2004

matturbate

To build up a sizable lead in a single game (or in the regular season standings) only to blow your offensive "load" prior to an actual recorded victory or championship.

"Matty Ice" a.k.a. "The Mattural" matturbated in the first half of the 2013 NFC Championship game against the San Francisco 49ers.

by Sherman Gepard January 21, 2013

masturbank

The mental database within which you store images of women you will masturbate to later.

Ryan: Hey, look at that one girl's ass.

Matthew: Yeah, she's definitely going into my masturbank.

by Jabroni Johnson August 25, 2011

Masturbank

A bank of photos you use to masturbate

Hey, wanna see my masturbank?

by Cactypacky February 4, 2022