A Mateus is a animal commonly found in big dumpsters with shit and expired milk in it. A Mateuses normal traits are sucking dick and fucking men in the ass. When you see a Mateus you should run away and say, “go fuck yourself,” it makes them literally fuck themselves in the ass while you escape.
O shit, that’s a big Mateus, we better run, “go fuck yourself,”.
Eww there’s a Mateus in this dumpster with shit in it.
Eww there’s a Mateus in this dumpster with shit in it.
by Jorrrrrrr June 6, 2018
Get the Mateusmug. Dude 1: That guy is rubbish at football, I bet he sucks lots of dicks
Dude 2: Yeah that guy is Mateus
Dude 2: Yeah that guy is Mateus
by 69KanyeEAST420 October 30, 2020
Get the MATEUSmug. by JuJuOnDsNuts October 20, 2018
Get the Mateusmug. by Mayo29 November 3, 2019
Get the mateumug. Once upon an eternity ago, Mateus, who is a ninja, was at war with The Zombies. (They were much like the ones we know today, expect way deadlier.) Anyway, while engaged in combat, Mateus fell into an endless abyss that he designed for disposal of The Zombies. That abyss, which is impossible to escape, is now called the universe. From there he went on to create Earth, humanity, and everything else for unknown reasons. That is how he became God.
Mateus: "Ouch! Fuck, it's dark. Where am I? Oh shit, is this...? Damn it. Dang this is big - I wonder if there are still Zombies down here...this is gonna look bad on my autobiography 'The Story of Mateus'. (3 minutes later) I could really go for some sex right about now. I got it! Planet + animals + water = people! People = hookers! Hookers = sex! Oh, this is gonna be fun..."
by Ninja13 February 22, 2008
Get the The Story of Mateusmug. {Ma-tay-us Fa-toos}
A sophisticated word with a Latin sound to it, meaning "fat matt". This word is used for when there is an obese person named matt.
A sophisticated word with a Latin sound to it, meaning "fat matt". This word is used for when there is an obese person named matt.
by Mexirocker August 30, 2006
Get the Mateus Fatusmug.