one who jerks it not only multiple times a week but multiple times a day. the kind of person you would find beating there dick in your own house or even infront of you. A person who if gets stuck in an elevator for even 5 minutes will have already wacked their magic stick once or twice. A kind of person you would find in the middle of math class with their hand in their pocket wiggling around alot letting out akward grunts. A person who can cry white tears just looking at a barbie doll.
-pete: *wiggle wiggle grunt* "Teacher may i go to the bathroom"
-teacher: "thats the second time this hour pete.."
-pete: " Im sorry I drank alot of OJ juice today (actually bj juice) I have an overactive bladder" (well he has an overactive something thats for sure)
-teacher: "thats the second time this hour pete.."
-pete: " Im sorry I drank alot of OJ juice today (actually bj juice) I have an overactive bladder" (well he has an overactive something thats for sure)
by Whatever April 6, 2005
Get the masturbatersmug. 
A misspelling that sheltered kids make. The wrong way to spell masturbate. If you had no clue how to spell it shame on you.
Derek: Masturbat, whats that mean? Is it when the best baseball player on the team is the only one that gets to use the good bat?
by Schultzy235 July 3, 2009
Get the Masturbatmug. Any item(s) utilized in a person’s masturbation repertoire. Items could include but are not limited to; pornographic materials, lubricants, dildos, phalluses, inflatable partners, pocket pussies, and lingerie catalogs.
I’m heading to the porn shop to pick up some masturbatables.
Hey mister what kind of masturbatables you got? It’s been a while since I rubbed one out.
Hey mister what kind of masturbatables you got? It’s been a while since I rubbed one out.
by Uncle Dewy G January 23, 2011
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