masturbaste

The act of masturbating on one's own body and rubbing it in as you would basting liquid on a turkey

"Why are you so sticky?"
"Because I like to masturbaste"

by Brownbear33 April 15, 2010

Masturbacation

1) Where you can't afford a real vacation so you sit at home and jerk off.

1a) Jim: what did you do over spring break?

Tom: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.

Jim: that's gross.

b) Jim: What did you do over spring break?

Stacey: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.

Jim: that's hot.

by sexyleg March 9, 2010

masterbask

When no one will give you the gratification of a job well done, you are forced to masterbask in your own accomplishment.

No one would give me the credit I deserved for a great project at work, so I was forced to shut the door to my office and masterbask.

I had just finished painting the bathroom and showed my wife, she said "fine" but you have more work to do. I needed to masterbask in my accomplishment. Then I felt better.

by rpcgal October 12, 2010

masturbaceous

A female worthy of adding to one's spank bank.

That bitch is so maturbaceous.

by netteach March 14, 2003

masturbath

TO MASTURBATE IN THE SHOWER

i just finished masturbathing in the shower.

dave, do you like to masturbath ???

sally masturbath's with the shower head

by lmao dick July 23, 2014

masturbaited

When you click on a porno and get a cooking show instead.

Me:Hey man I got masturbaited last night.
Freind: Really?
Me:Yeah all I got was a cooking show.

by It's super soup March 27, 2015

masturbasics

When one masturbates for the first time and doesn't know how to do it right. This normally results in humping of hand, bed, or any other object. It may also be a problem of getting ones self horny.

"dude i tried masturbating to day but i couldn't really please myself"

"You need to learn the masturbasics"

by homie628 December 5, 2011