masturbasics 

When one masturbates for the first time and doesn't know how to do it right. This normally results in humping of hand, bed, or any other object. It may also be a problem of getting ones self horny.

"dude i tried masturbating to day but i couldn't really please myself"

"You need to learn the masturbasics"

masturbasics by homie628 December 5, 2011

Masturbatics 

The art of acrobatically masturbating.

Any chump can swing from a trapeze. However, it takes true skill to do so while simultaneously beating your meat, in an astounding feat of masturbatics.

Masturbatics by Darryl Strawberry Shortcake September 24, 2014

masturbanished 

Similar to being sexiled, except the reason you can't get into your rooom is that your roomie is enjoying some single player entertainment.

Matt: Hey let's go play Scrabble in your room.
Jill: My room's on the other side of campus. Can't we just use yours?
Matt: Well, when I walked in to get the board, William was under the covers with a box of tissues on the bed. Which is to say I think he's busy.
Jill: And were totally using my room.

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Amy: Why didn't you guys just play in Matt's room?
Jill: Um, his roommate was busy.
Matt: We got masturbanished.

masturbanished by Scrabblesaurus Rex July 17, 2006

masturbatist

A professional masturbater

Sam:"what do you want to be when you grow up" Jim: " a Masturbatist".

masturbatist by jakeblazer June 7, 2018

Masturbatical 

A rest from mastubating, often lasting from two months to a year... or as long as one can manage.

Awkward coversation guy 1: Man, my dick is sore from bating all week. It's totally red and it even bleeds.

Guy2: What the hell are you telling me that for? But go take a masturbatical or something.

Masturbatical by Bigbobo47 March 31, 2010

masturbanish

to sexile your roommate, but to take care of business yourself.

Andrew won't masturbanish Simon, he just waits until he leaves.

masturbanish by The Asshat December 6, 2004

masturbastical

Having almost as much fun and exicitement as you get when masturbating

hey baby, last night, watching that movie with you was masturbastical

masturbastical by Alexander David Ray 1 December 12, 2008