Masterbaterium

A room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, wanking in general or having a wankparty. Usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.

I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.

by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007

Masterfag

Masterfag is the highest point on a representational scale of how faggy something is. It can also be used to show how someone or something has mastered the art of being a fag.

Guy A: "So, I heard you recently achieved the rank of masterfag."

Masterfag: "It took me years but here I am, Masterfag

by MasterFag April 12, 2010

masterbate

how dumb people spell "masturbate"

i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!

by meh July 1, 2003

mastergate

To lock out or ask to leave a friend, relative or roommate so that one will have the privacy to whack off, use her vibrator, etc.

Similar to "sexile", except only one person is involved in the activity.

I'm going to mastergate my roomie and spank my monkey, to get rid of this ten day load I've built up.

by brownwings August 27, 2011

Masterbate

Masturbation for professionals.

"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."

by Niladen September 3, 2013

masterbater

Widely uncommonly misspelt form of masturbator

It's spelt with a "u" and an "o," idiots.

by Joe February 27, 2005

chronic masterbater

someone who has a lot of spare time on their hands, who masterbates more than 7 times a day!

steph: he had a patient who was a chronic masterbater and he jacked off more than 7 times a day
luke: oh really ..

by heyboo January 15, 2009