Markham williams

He has the smallest dick; only pulls flat girls who under 4’8; biggest pussy alive other than Holden Robinson

Dude I flicked markham Williams and he actually had a seizure.

by Darnell.jenkins April 14, 2019

Markham, Ontario

Like hell, except colder and with more sushi restaurants.

Markham, Ontario = It's like hell frozen over.

by Lol Wutterson January 18, 2009

Markham, Ontario

A city in Ontario, Canada located directly above Toronto, being the most populated city in the 905 area (suck it Vaughan). A lot of the population is Asian immigrants and in some areas it's so Asian you would probably think you were in China or Taiwan.

Nothing is really notable about this city, other than that the graphics card manufacturer ATI was founded here before it was bought by AMD in 2006, and the Dodgeball World Championships were here held at the city's Pan Am Centre last year.

Person 1: Dude, did you see the Dodgeball World Championships in Markham, Ontario? It was awesome!

Person 2: Where the hell is Markham?

by Xx_ToiletSlayer_xX February 25, 2018

Markham District Highschool (MDHS)

MDHS is the most waste school, where kids vape too much. school is filled with so much white kids and wanna be’s. all the kids will try scare you and jump you. Everyone thinks there “ cool “ by vaping and sniffing *you knowww. The principal is so trash, and last year someone was caught vaping in the stalls. The programs are a waste of time and the teams at this school are so baddddd. If your gonna go to a highschool in Markham dont go here cause this school is pretty trash. If you do go here, your weird🥱🤣🤣

James : Yo what school are you going to?
Nathan : Markham District Highschool (MDHS) , bout you?
James : Yo sick bro, me too
Kuavee : Yall waste as fuck, MDHS is sucks!

by heheheimthecoolest🥳 December 19, 2019

Markham-Unit

Allusion to a tragic hero in a tale of epic and infamous loss. Most correctly made towards one who is a sore loser.

"Man, you lost at scrabble by 150 points? I thought you were so smart."
"I hate you!" (Tears of anger.)
"Jeez Markham-Unit, it was only one game."

by A-tron-Duncan July 24, 2008

markham place school

a school that nobody really wants to go to. teachers enjoy putting the students through misery. the teachers love to catch kids "monqing" in class. The only person in the whole school that this wouldn't pertain to would be Ms Lynch. Otherwise, your stuck with Olsen.

that kids going to jail? he must be going to markham place school.

by whatsupppppp February 10, 2018

markham place school

HOME OF THE WARRIORS! school where your bout to be punished if u running in the hallway. teachers love to put misery upon you . the only person who this wouldn't apply to is Mr.Nolan definitely not mr Olsen. Listen if ur thinkin bout switchen think again. CLASS OF 18

That dudes going to jail? He must be going to markham place school.

by whatsupppppp February 10, 2018