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mariokart

When you're in a hurry to get somewhere so you cut corners and weave through traffic without signaling to get there a bit faster while being a total asshole.

Can also apply to walking - going off of paved walkways, stepping over the grass and through bushes, weaving through people like traffic and not giving a shit if you bump into people's shoulders or step on flowers.
Dude #1: Fuuu, we're going to be late and there's an exam today.

Dude #2: Nah we'll be fine, I'm gunna mariokart this shit. Fasten yo seatbelt.

Example 2 -

Dude #1: Man, your pants are all cut up and shit. Looks like you're bleeding, wtf happened?

Dude #2: I was gunna be late so I had to mariokart through some bushes and tripped.
by Phanick January 31, 2016
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MarioKart617

A very large and fat polar bear (he is EXTREMELY WHITE) who plays MMC (My Man's Cum) a lot!
That kid in the back of the classroom who has no friends is a MarioKart617.
by fuckmedaddy6969yass May 30, 2022
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marikar

Verb: to not attend an event that was scheduled ahead of time, to not be present, to be absent from place
Winnie: Where were you this morning?
Nick: I was....
Anthony: Winnie, he was pullin a marikar.

Anja: Are you going to be there tonight? We've planned this for a month...
Nick: I might. i dont know yet...
Anja: Don't pull a marikar.
by Meeeyerrrr November 8, 2011
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mariokart617

a fucking retarded fat fuck who sits on his chair all the time and he is white and a cracker and he plays minecraft and he is fat and is a cracker
yo ur such a fucking mariokart617
by fuckmedaddy6969yass May 30, 2022
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Marikka

A forbidden dance which involves the burning of an intelligent blonde girl.
In order to complete a Marikka, you need a short girl, two curly haired girls, an Amanda and a number of fag pigeons.
MAN! Did you hear Scott is having a Marikka tonight?
by Superdancerbootykiss February 9, 2008
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Magikkarp

The smell that emanates from a fat girls Vaginal cavity. Not get mistaken for tentacool
"Dude close you legs it smells like magikkarp in here"
by Lo0kBehindYou March 6, 2014
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marikarla

The most beautiful women you’ll ever meet kind a pain in the ass sometimes but in a good way and smart you are lucky if you have a marikarla in your life
Wow who’s that?
She’s beautiful it must be a marikarla
by Anonymous 1313 November 23, 2021
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