Marijuana Philosopher 

A person whom often high, disregards the teachings of the world, and philosophizes his own theories about creation, the universe, and other forms of science.

"Dude, this just came to me."

"Whaaat duude?"

"dude. What if the world, was like, an ipod library, and god was just shuffling the galaxies, and like earth was just the in song in the cosmos, and was the top listened to planet on the play list of the universe?"

"woh dude, woh, you Marijuana Philosopher you.

Marijuana Philosopher by Mtaylor1057 February 10, 2009

Marijuana mama 

She aint no regular mama. You cop one of these joints and you are good for life.

"Son, you look high as shit."

"Nah, I was just out with my marijuana mama last night."

Marijuana mama by x_naanplug_x October 23, 2020

mirijuanacle 

A miracle like situation causes by the effects of smoking marijuana.

Guy 1: how did you get over your phobia of spiders?

Guy 2: I got high and realized that spiders are not that scary.

Guy 1: it's a mirijuanacle!!

mirijuanacle by SamiMoein November 26, 2013

Marijuana Party 

Canadian political party who advocates the legalisation of marijuana.

The Marijuana Party is the only party that actually offers us something

Marijuana Party by danw17 January 15, 2006

Marijuanaganjaman

A green Genie with dreadlocks that comes to you on a flying carpet when you are high as fuck. He gives you extra weed if you can successfully answer three riddles that he asks you.

Last night I saw the marijuanaganjaman, i got all three riddles correct and now I got enough weed to last the rest of this week.

Marijuanaganjaman by DatNiggaFromUpTheBlock April 19, 2012

Marijana 

The most beautiful girl in the whole world. Very sporty and enjoys playing soccer. Marijana has the best personality and she is a great friend. Warm hearted

Have you heard Of that girl that attracts all the boys?
Yeah her name is Marijana

She’s amazingly beautiful!

Marijana by If you know you knowww April 21, 2019

Marianna 

An amazing girl no guy could ever get over. Marianna is soo sweet and caring and is always there for anyone possible. She may go through a lot, but still tends to laugh the most and give a heartwarming smile. She tends to fall in love with cute blonde guys, but she is the most caring girl y’all meet. If you happen to meet a Marianna, just remember how amazing she truly is. Marianna’s Tend to be a little short, with greenish, blueish eyes and is super fashionable too. Some people say that Marianna’s laughs is the best thing about her and soo contagious and makes you laugh right after hearing hers in a good way. She loves kindness and good vibes and energy, but always keeps her friends protected. She tends to say omg, lmao and lol a lot because that describes her amazing personality In person! Marianna is the most awesome girl on the planet, and probably wants to become a vet, and loves Mother Nature and animals. She is amazing,

Omg look it’s Marianna! She’s the best! I can tell her any secret, she’s basically an angel.

Marianna by 44q June 20, 2019