Maria José

Es la chica más hermosa e interesante que alguien pueda conocer, es la chica con la que cualquiera soñaría poder estar, ella es única a su manera, nadie se compara con ella, es una chica muy especial, es la más cool de su grupo de amigos, cualquiera que esté con ella es demasiado afortunado y lo envidio mucho, ella simplemente es perfecta con ese hermoso cabello rojo y esos hipnotizantes ojos, su risa es como una melodía que te hace sentir bien, al estar con ella nunca vas a aburrirte, ella siempre te sacará una sonrisa con sus locuras, ella llama la atención de todos y no sólo por su belleza sino también por su gran personalidad y por eso tiene demasiados amigos, así que si tienes a una Maria José en tu vida debes saber que tienes muchísima suerte y que no vas a arrepentirte de haberla conocido.

S: Maria José es tan hermosa, me encanta demasiado.

D: Si lo sé, ella es muy linda.

by sandmalwaysforever April 9, 2022

Jose Maria

A person who can get you so mad but so in love in 5 seconds. Who you can argue with but when you look into his big eyes his long eyelashes bat away any negative thoughts and you still want to build a family with him due to his calm, collected, and understanding nature. He has the ability to make you cry then make you laugh because of his positive vibe you can't ever stay mad at a "Jose Maria". He is reliable and he is just a great man in general. He is a great spirit and will make a great husband and father one day. If and when you find a Jose Maria don't let him go. It will hit you that you made the biggest mistake of your life.
He also has a big dick.

Hey how did you get over your past?"

"Oh, God gave me a Jose Maria and I sure didn't take it

by jordanair November 4, 2019

Jose Maria

Son of Chuck Norris and living proof that not all salsa lovers dance well.

Jose maria sings but does not dance.

by HotelLunaGrande September 7, 2016

jose maria fernandes

José Maria Fernandes is a Portuguese name. José Maria Fernandes is often a person with low arguing capabilities that will shove his point of view down your throat, he will not care about what you have to say. Is often described as a daydreamer that can't connect 2 thoughts.

Hey Look it's jose maria fernandes... such an Idiot!

by Jonh du March 28, 2017

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso is the emoticon face that visited the LGBTQ+ scratch studio (AKA the Gaehive) in June of 2021. He seems to use he/they pronouns. This is Pablo: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso is our god.

by hair muncher July 25, 2022

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

A Renaissance painter who didn't really do his job all that well. Oh, and he had a really long name.

"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!"

by Pylimenes November 16, 2020

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

A Renaissance painter with a really long name who didn't do his job very well.

"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!

by Pylimenes November 16, 2020