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mangophile

A person who craves mango!
A - "You would be lying to me if you told me that suckling the sweet juice from the core of a cool mango on a hot summer afternoon like a baby from its mother didn't make you feel the circle of life was complete."

B - "DUDE! You sure are one mangophile! Damn! "
by the_mango September 4, 2013
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macrophile

Yao Ming's macrophile girlfriend ironically craves asian cock.
by Krystallion44 December 8, 2010
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microphile

A person who is sexually aroused by the fantasy of dominating miniaturized human beings. Some microphiles are also voraraphiles, sexually aroused by consuming the miniaturized people they fantasize about.
My younger sister is a total microphile! She swallowed one of those little green plastic toy army men, and had to get her stomach pumped!
by Ace Corona January 1, 2009
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mycophile

lover of mushrooms and fungus in general
"i think i'm a mycophile"
"why's that?"
"i only date fun-guys"
by emma ruby October 13, 2007
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Macophile

Lucy is such a Macophile; she hates Windows.
by Rafraiche August 28, 2009
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Markophile

a person who experiences many blonde moments who is unable to recognize his own blondeness and who is prone to random bouts of perversion interrupted by markoleptic slumbers
Any blonde guy you know who makes blonde jokes but has a far higher incidence of "blonde moments" than any blonde female and is decidedly blonde but claims to have light-brown hair. This individual is also often prone to randomly timed perverted jokes and a severe form of random narcolepsy dubbed "markolepsy" to make it specific to the markophile in question.
by Mensa_Musings August 18, 2011
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malophile

Some one who has an obsession with apples.
Jack Davis (retard): I love apples!
Random Dude: OMG you malophile!?
by The piano man October 3, 2005
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