Maple Leafs

One of the most hated teams in the NHL...if not in all sports. This hatred is spawned by jealousy only because the Toronto Maple Leafs, in fact are very well skilled and probably have the best team in the NHL to date! They continue to build their team, slowly but surely, and I guaruntee, they'll win the cup race!
"The Maple Leafs are going all the way boys!"
by Anonymous March 17, 2003
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Maple Leafs

By far the stupidest team of all professional sports. Led by the biggest pussy, Mats Sundin, who has more gaps in his teeth than a picket fence and uses Gary Roberts penis as a toothpick. Alexander Mogilny looks on in jealousy. Their idiotic fans have been waiting 38 years for a Stanley Cup now. Meanwhile, Ottawa is slowly gaining more and more fans. CBC also rides on the Leafs' cock by showing their games, even on the west coast where people hate Ontario with a passion. Darcy Tucker is a jailhouse bitch.
The Maple Leafs traded Russ Courtnall for John Kordic. What a great deal!

The Maple Leafs like to trade their young prospects for broken old men.
by jd January 06, 2005
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first of all buddy, learn to spell CANADIAN, second of all this team knows how to kick every teams ass in the NHL thats why all the stars want to come here, because they'll be with a kick ass team and have tonnes of LOYAL fans
Maple Leafs rock my socks!
by bananas232325 October 14, 2005
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The only things those dumbass brain-dead Canidans care about
"With all their hockey hullabaloo, and that bitch Anne Murray too!"
by IMTRc_Trans_Am October 18, 2004
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maple leaf

Covering your penis with maple syrup, and then smacking your partner in the face with it while groaning like a moose and making moose antlers with your hands over your head.
I just gave that Mexican chick a kick-ass maple leaf!
by movie producer robert evans November 01, 2009
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"So is he the guy that -- how should I put this like a gentleman ? ... Robin, did he take your maple leaf ?"

Marshall in How I met your mother.
by Deyway March 11, 2009
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maple leaf

a pot leaf in disguise, it has managed to evade the narc officers for decades. brilliant
can be made into a joint
by Kat WHEEEE!! June 25, 2004
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