mannaries

since men don't keep diaries, but typically a journal if anything, they keep man diaries; hence, mannaries.

girl: "do you have any mannaries i should know about?"

boy: "no...." (he runs to push something further under his bed)

by the B-C dictionary (C) February 21, 2009

Manuerism

A sudden and catastrophic collapse of a person's perceived masculinity.

Lou suffered a major manuerism when he was observed walking his girlfriend's Pomeranians.

by dickbagge June 10, 2009

Mrs. Mannerless

An asshole, especially an old asshole, who’s insanely rude to everyone and then bitches and lectures about how no has any manners these days.

“I’ve been on hold for three fucking minutes! In my day, we knew how to say sir and ma’am and not keep people waiting all day for a simple answer, you mongoloid sonofabitch! Now get me to someone who speaks real fucking English...damn Spics...and don’t put me on hold!” said the cranky 90 year old Mrs. Mannerless to a customer service rep.

Mrs. Mannerless felt the need to lecture the cashier on the proper way to greet a customer, ring up items, and bag groceries in a 23 minute long obscenity laden rant which included her spraying thick globs of menthol stinking spit all over register 10 during her more animated moments.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

mangerie

Male lingerie. Bras optional.

His suit lay crumpled on the chair, his shoes had been kicked off, and he stood before her, magnificent yet faintly ridiculous in his mangerie.

by wossy March 30, 2009

mannerism bingo

Mannerism Bingo is a game played by students on a boring day of class. It is played by creating a 5 by 5 game board in the style of bingo, but putting a bunch of the teacher's mannerisms in the boxes, playing until one person has any row, column, or diagonal completely crossed out.

Like the normal game of Bingo, rules vary from place to place, but there are 2 central rules to mannerism bingo which are constant. One, if one achieves Bingo, they must somehow say it out loud so that the rest of the class can hear without getting in trouble for being distruptive (a common strategy is to raise your hand and try to work the word bingo into your sentance). Two, the teacher in question must never, ever discover the existance of mannerism bingo, or it is totally ruined.

Mannerism Bingo is very strange in that high school and college students all over the world claim to be the ones who invented the game, yet no one actually knows where it came from. Earliest documented games of Mannerism Bingo are from around 2004, beyond this no one knows.

"Mr. Johnson, do you think they had the game of bingo in the 1600's?"

"That was a great period for mannerism bingo, our teacher was filling in so many squares for us."

by HelioSeven July 27, 2009

*does mannerism*

*does mannerism* is a common reply for anything pointless or plain stupid.
The mannerism its self looks like a shrug with both hands facing downward, and a wiry smile on the mannerism giver.

"I think that Super man 64 is a great game!"
-*does mannerism*

"Jar Jar Binks is so funny"
-*does mannerism*

by Ben Niedorfer May 23, 2005

Manvers

using a strap on a man who you deem beautiful inside and out and respect too much to think of in a sexual light, but surprisingly being too turned on by the thought of it to turn down the opportunity when asked to do it by said man. name inspired by manvers, a small part of rotherham in south yorkshire where residents are sex-crazed.

“i love him so much, i'd never even thought about him in that way — but man, he asked me to manver him and i never knew something could turn me on so much, the way he shouted my name when he came was just too much to handle.” — example of manvers used in conversation.

by pinklacecorset November 29, 2014