Anything a guy uses, like toilet paper or anything like that, used to plug or cover your asshole to absorb things like mudbutt, anal leakage, and/or shart
Guy 1: What the fuck is that smell??
Guy 2: Oh that's my old manpon, I've been eating a bunch of spicy foods and haven't changed it for two days.
Guy 2: Oh that's my old manpon, I've been eating a bunch of spicy foods and haven't changed it for two days.
by Sexican619 January 2, 2007
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Corrections Officer Schmidt removed a long piece of toilet paper from Inmate 015612's ass. Upon examining it, Office Schmidt didn't find shit but rather a white substance that resembled semen. When questioned about the toilet paper, Inmate 015612 said that it was a manpon.
by E-Dog1209 September 14, 2016
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by RojasA February 1, 2010
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A mancoon is a wild beast, one half fat man and one half racoon. The mancoon live in the woods and only come out during night, usually during bon fires. If you see their glowing eyes in the woods make yourself apperant by making loud noise to scare the creature away. If in close quarters with one or a group hide all pizza and babes, offer the coon a beer in hopes it will pass by. They often attempt to steal pizza, beers, and babes. During mating season they often pass gas to get the best racoon or man nearby. However if their attempt to mate fails because the stench be so gnarly they often blame the neatest passerby.
Although common in North America, the wild mancoon became extinct in Mexico and the U.S. by the 17th century, but wild breeding populations have recently returned in some areas, particularly Michigan, following escapes from camp sites.
In Greek mythology mancoon's are particularly well known. Believed to be decendents from the Greek wanna-be God known as scum-seros the first living man known to have intercourse with a racoon.
When in a group they are refered to as a convention... ya know like a gay one... mancoons are also gay... seros is gay...
Although common in North America, the wild mancoon became extinct in Mexico and the U.S. by the 17th century, but wild breeding populations have recently returned in some areas, particularly Michigan, following escapes from camp sites.
In Greek mythology mancoon's are particularly well known. Believed to be decendents from the Greek wanna-be God known as scum-seros the first living man known to have intercourse with a racoon.
When in a group they are refered to as a convention... ya know like a gay one... mancoons are also gay... seros is gay...
Hey bro that mancoon is about to steal our za.
Put a lid on the garbage can other wise the mancoon's will cause a rukus
"hey, get that mancoon, he stole our beeeer"
"hey did u fart" "no it must have been that mancoon..."
hey doesnt that mancoon know thats not a babe hes trying to fuck it's just our friend seros..
Put a lid on the garbage can other wise the mancoon's will cause a rukus
"hey, get that mancoon, he stole our beeeer"
"hey did u fart" "no it must have been that mancoon..."
hey doesnt that mancoon know thats not a babe hes trying to fuck it's just our friend seros..
by BOBelectric eel March 6, 2008
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To give someone a fu man poo. A variation on a dirty sanchez. A man removes his cock from said strumpets bum and then wipes the poo residue across her top lip however utilising some artistic style to create the appearance of a chinese moustache similar to that of fu manchu.
To give someone a fu man poo. A variation on a dirty sanchez. A man removes his cock from said strumpets bum and then wipes the poo residue across her top lip however utilising some artistic style to create the appearance of a chinese moustache similar to that of fu manchu.
by Darkprong October 17, 2007
Get the fu manpoo mug.Similar to the feminine tampon, the masculine 'manpon' is used for the reduction of sweat between the cheeks of the buttocks, placed firmly between the cheeks in times of high pressure, stress, or sweat-causing situations
by Ross Smith February 13, 2003
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