manband

when a boyband is just so sexy that they’re actual dads they become a manband

did you see that new manband why dont we?
yeah they’re so hot

by coriseavey September 18, 2018

Manbership

Your card-carrying right to being a man and all the privileges to which you're entitled.

"Hey guys, did you check out the new Coldplay CD?"

"Uh, dude, I think you need to turn in your manbership. Pussy."

by Zotmaster January 16, 2009

manblaming

Study shows men tend to blame equipment while women blame themselves.

source article:

''Women are more likely to blame themselves if they fail - while men tend to put their failures down to bad luck, study reveals''
&
''men-blame-the-equipment-but-women-blame-themselves''

Max blamed the coffee machine for dripping so slow, while in fact he did not use it properly. He thought: ''the machine must be broken.

Julia blamed herself for the slow dripping coffee. She thought ''it's probably because I don't know how to use it properly''.

Max blamed the coffemachine for the problem. Max was manblaming.

by JuleM September 12, 2023

manblanking

The process of men phasing out while women speak.

Example 1:
While Vicky was talking, Jan manblanked, not listening to a single word she said.

Example 2:
Vicky: "Don't you agree?"
Jan: "Sorry, what?"
Vicky: "Are you manblanking me again?!"

by MightyBooshers November 4, 2018

l'manberg

The one true nation where filthy Americans are not allowed, only Europeans, founded by Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit on the Dream SMP server so as to escape persecution from their nationalist government and found ideals and morales, a place without war where people fight with words not actions, The Great Country of L'Manberg is by far the most advanced and most civilised country on the Dream SMP.

Wilbur Soot is the rightful ruler of L'Manberg

I hate Schlatt2020
I hate Coconut2020
I hate Swag2020
I love Pog2020

by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 3, 2020

l’manberg

l’manberg was a piece of land on the minecraft server ‘dream smp’. it began with a drug business ran by wilbur soot and tommyinnit. this began the “hot dog van” or the “caravan”. they then recruited fundy, tubbo, niki, eret, and jack manifold. then, l’manberg as a nation wanted to have independence from the dream smp. dream, the creator of the dream smp didn’t agree. this broke out into war. after hours of fighting, eret led them into the ‘final control room’ which was when they portrayed his betrayal and then all the other members were killed. shockingly, tommy gave up his most prized possessions for l’manbergs independence, his music discs mellohi and cat. this stated that l’manberg was a separate nation from dream smp, but was still on their land. but then after a long time being blacklisted, jschlatt makes a reappearance to run in a political war against wilbur. candidates pog2020: wilbur soot & tommyinnit. swag2020: quackity & georgenotfound. coconut2020: niki and fundy and jschlatt2020. after an audience decision, pog2020 had the winning vote, but by the swag2020 and jschlatt2020 former agreement, they combined the votes and jschlatt2020 won the election. the first thing jschlatt did was banish wilbur soot and tommy. jschatt then renames l’manberg, ‘manberg’ because they “don’t take L’s”. wilbur and tommy vanish into the woods and start their new nation, pogtopia. it’s now a cold-blooded war of manberg vs. pogtopia.

“my l’manberg, my l’manberg” - song by wilbur

“independence or death, if we get no revolution we want nothing”

by dreamy weamy October 19, 2020

Manblob

when women are on the blob (Their monthlies) they get a little cranky and moody. You cant win an arguement with a woman thats on the blob.
Come to think of it, you cant win an arguement with a woman period. Well, you can, but she'll make you pay for it.

Manblob is the male equivilent.
Men may not bleed like the women do for obvious reasons, but they get just as cranky, argumentative and stropy.

Dave:Whats the matter with you?
James: Fuckoff you cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity !!
Dave: Oh you have manblob.
*dave kicks James in the Mangina*

by Snarfy June 15, 2009