A really fat person who smells like ass.
by ManateesSucks December 08, 2004
by Pseudonym6931 January 25, 2017
Back in the old days Pirates would have intercourse with Manatee's after being at sea for a very long time.
Manatee means "Pirate Pussy".
by Astra0172 November 17, 2010
A nice little animal thing that swims around and is cool and gentle and harmless, but gets fucked up by boats going to fast.
by Turtlemonkeys March 28, 2003
by Danny MacFanny November 10, 2008
A Wonderful sea mammal who swims around and says ralree. Can also be a member of the Fellowship of the Manatee.
Bob: "Hey - we should get manatee T-shirts for the club."
Bill: "Can we get shirts that say ralree?"
Bob: "Um...Ya."
Bill: "Can we get shirts that say ralree?"
Bob: "Um...Ya."
by HardwareHank July 06, 2004
Their slow-moving, curious nature, coupled with dense coastal development, has led to many violent collisions with propellers from fast moving recreational motor boats, leading frequently to maiming, disfigurement, and even death.
Half a manatee's day is spent sleeping in the water, surfacing for air regularly at intervals no greater than 20 minutes.
The oldest manatee in captivity is Snooty who is held at the South Florida Museum. He was born at the Miami Seaquarium on July 21, 1948. Almost all manatees have been known to answer if called by the name Snooty.
Manatees are solitary creatures, only breeding once every two years. No game, no tang.
On average, manatees swim at about 3 to 5 mph and have been known to severely damage millions of dollars in U.S. Army vehicles and equipment in a single day.
The manatee typically has large predators like sharks and crocs, but has been known to frequently submit to the aggressive behavior of the sea otter. Sometimes even the toad is found superior to the blubbery sea cow.
Half a manatee's day is spent sleeping in the water, surfacing for air regularly at intervals no greater than 20 minutes.
The oldest manatee in captivity is Snooty who is held at the South Florida Museum. He was born at the Miami Seaquarium on July 21, 1948. Almost all manatees have been known to answer if called by the name Snooty.
Manatees are solitary creatures, only breeding once every two years. No game, no tang.
On average, manatees swim at about 3 to 5 mph and have been known to severely damage millions of dollars in U.S. Army vehicles and equipment in a single day.
The manatee typically has large predators like sharks and crocs, but has been known to frequently submit to the aggressive behavior of the sea otter. Sometimes even the toad is found superior to the blubbery sea cow.
by jd;ldbf January 22, 2011