Maulogram

A Maulogram is similar to a kissogram but the person is dressed as a chimpanzee and basically mauls the recipient's face off

*Knock Knock*
Householder: "Hello can I help you?"
Chimp: "Maulogram!!"
Householder: "Ahhhhhhhhh my face!!!!!!"

by slasher84 May 5, 2011

manogram

Something women want to have done by a HOT Doctor.

When I went to have my ears checked out by a new Doctor, he walks in the room and I suddenly forget my ear problems and I told him I needed a Manogram. Could you help??????

by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008

mammograph

A celebrity signature written on a female breast, usually with a "Sharpie" brand marker.

Julie got a mammograph from DJ Tom on her left boob last night.

by Word Puppy January 29, 2007

mammogramometer

A device that measures how hot a womans breasts, are usually in degrees Celsius, but in the USA it is in Degrees Fahrenheit.

Holy shit, get a mammogramometer in that chick, she is probably in the one-fucking-hundreds!

by Finleys February 22, 2007

mammography

the act by which one pancakes another breast(s)

Millie endured multiple mammography(ies) throughout the day

by Michael Brummel December 25, 2006

mammogramologist

A person with specialized training in feeling and caressing the female breast simultaneously, while pulling on the nipple.

Why do you like breast so much?

I'm a natural mammogramologist from Pastor Stewart College, with hands on experience....

by Jay-Les Productions.... August 4, 2011

mammographic memory

When you can't remember chicks' faces but you never forget a pair of tits

"I didn't even recognize her until she took off her shirt—I've got total mammographic memory."

by Maitreya83 April 19, 2015