mallrat

a shallow person usually who likes to judge other people's looks yet are oblivious to their own flaws. they hang out in big groups and like to start shit with total strangers and resort to sterotypes to try to piss off strangers. they have like no real taste and like to use deogroaty terms to piss you off. they also hang out all day at mall doing nothing and purposely trying to provoke a fight with total strangers.

mallrat #1 "did you see that girl?"
mallrat #2 "yes"
mallrat #1 "well they have no taste in fashion they look like they got all their clothes from a shopping center not a mall"

total stranger : "excuse me? fucking mallrat! you shouldn't talk you look like total trash and your're fucking ugly inside and out"

by parisisawhore June 17, 2006

Mallrats

2 Definitions:

1) A movie directed by Kevin Smith, a comedial genious.

2) A person who spends their time at the mall for no particular reason.

They're not there to shop. They're not there to work. They're just there.

by Jjuusssttiiinnn Aatttkkinnnssoonnn April 17, 2004

Mallhattan

What Manhattan has become since the Giuliani era... Little more than corporate outposts, a Starbuck's on every corner, and a place of employment for all those who commute from the other four boroughs.

In Mallhattan, we have a K-Mart just off the subway in the East Village; a Home Depot in Chelsea; an IKEA threatening to wipe out Red Hook in Brooklyn; and a Barnes & Noble or Borders replacing every cool bookstore you ever visited.

by Greg ONeill December 8, 2006

Millrat

person who works in a steelmill(derogatory)

He's just a dirty fuckin' millrat

by Jim Schuster October 11, 2005

mallrats

A hilarious Kevin Smith movie. It is one of the earlier Jay and Silent Bob films. The movie details a day two guys spend hanging out at the mall while trying to figure out a way to win back their girlfriends.

Mallrats:
Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?
T.S. Quint: No, why do you ask?
Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.
T.S. Quint: Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...
Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.

by C the kike October 16, 2006

mall rat

A surly teenager who spends all of his or her time at the mall with friends. Typically seen standing around glaring at customers -- sometimes these fascinating creatures will pick fights with mall security and call them "fascists" for enforcing the mall's loitering bylaws. Also often seen intimidating the elderly people in the clothing stores, they flock back to the "baggy pants with mile-long wallet-chain" section of the clothing store when an employee threatens to call the police.

Those mall rats look like a bunch of hosers, I wish they'd get lives and a job.

by doodievomit December 11, 2002

mallrats

Those for whom the Mall is a place of both recreation and relaxation, a place of worship and of desecration, and a place where one can happily pack a bagged lunch in order to spend all the time neccessary in order to see a stereogram image appear.

by Dead Hero April 2, 2003