mateusz

Polish name, of Matthew.

Mateusz is awesome.
Mateusz is leet

by ess ex kay February 2, 2004

Modeus

The cute hoe that will crush your skull if you don't bang her RIGHT NOW.

I made Modeus cum with nothing but hand-holding and pancakes. I'm such a fucking degenerate.

by HedheryDredgery March 26, 2021

The Story of Mateus

Once upon an eternity ago, Mateus, who is a ninja, was at war with The Zombies. (They were much like the ones we know today, expect way deadlier.) Anyway, while engaged in combat, Mateus fell into an endless abyss that he designed for disposal of The Zombies. That abyss, which is impossible to escape, is now called the universe. From there he went on to create Earth, humanity, and everything else for unknown reasons. That is how he became God.

Mateus: "Ouch! Fuck, it's dark. Where am I? Oh shit, is this...? Damn it. Dang this is big - I wonder if there are still Zombies down here...this is gonna look bad on my autobiography 'The Story of Mateus'. (3 minutes later) I could really go for some sex right about now. I got it! Planet + animals + water = people! People = hookers! Hookers = sex! Oh, this is gonna be fun..."

by Ninja13 February 22, 2008

Madusudan

Most amazing person to be around

Always fun. Makes people laugh. Always caring!
Usually quit but when you know then they are wild. Will go out of there way to make you happy.

He looks like Madusudan

by Madusudan February 11, 2020

Madesh

Husband of Mercy Deborah
also known as ''debodesh''

Person 1 : Who is Mercy's boyfriend ?
Person 2 and 3 ( basically sharan and nivetha : Madesh

by debodesh December 24, 2021

Mateusz

Mateusz is the polish name for Matthew. Mateusz loves soccer and his two friends start with K and M. Mateusz can be a jerk but always makes up for it. He does have a crush on a girl in his class but is bad at not showing it. Mateusz is tough on the outside and soft on the inside.

Friend that starts with a K: OMG is that Mateusz?!
Friend that starts with a M : no wayyyyyyyy

by w a s s u p May 4, 2019

madusa

when a girl ties her hair to your dick and then headbangs which causes her to jerk you off.

my girl gave me a madusa last night.

by vkp January 23, 2008