Mangabation

The act of reading manga so much that it causes your mouse hand to swell up as if you used it to actually masturbate often.

That skinny kid's mangabation is getting out of hand.

by ShadySean December 27, 2010

Macrabation

Combining the act of jacking off with the enthusiastic crafting of woven twine, jute, hemp or yarn.

“The Art Department down at the community center is having a workshop on Macrabation this Wednesday. Wanna cum with me?”

by DocTheDirtySureon September 1, 2021

metabation

When a man or a woman puts on virtual reality goggles along with an exoskeleton sensory suit and enters the Metaverse to engage in virtual reality masturbation either alone or with a same or opposite sex partner .

Jim: Hey are you going to the bar with us tonight to meet some women?
Jack: Nah, I just bought a new virtual reality skin suit so I'm going to plug into the Metaverse and do some 1v1 metabation with your Mom.
Jim: Alright that's cool. Wait wut?

by Ambiguousgenitals March 16, 2022

Maceration

Maceration is the artisinal process Belvedere uses to create the world’s best super premium flavoured vodka. The process uses only natural ingredients, delicately drawing out the vibrant flavours from fruit peels, flesh and flowers, combined with the finest super premium vodka and technical expertise.

My only vices are shopping and maceration!

Maceration is something you can do alone or with friends...

There is no shame in Macerating

by secretdrinker March 18, 2009

Mactation

When a man has a dream of a very small Berny Mac exiting throught the mans nipples.

The man cringed at the thought of mactation

by Mactator July 9, 2019

markabation

An action performed by certain individuals using large elephant genitals and a wood carving similar to that of Ron Jeremy.

A very uncommon taboo.

Allie: Hey what's up?
Kid: Not to much...just markabation. =)
Allie: Again?!
Kid: Yeah...don't judge me.

See also blumpkin

by AllieTheKiller January 31, 2010