Montague

A glib douchebag, or an arrogant twit. Someone who poorly employs a large vocabulary in order to bamboozle. Vanity, in combination with stupidity, prevents said 'montague' from realizing, most, if not all victims of their glib douchbaggery, see how transparent they are.

"Andrew is such a montague, he should be selling women's shoes".

"Dried up old crackwhores is all that montague can pull. And rightfully so."

by Rudy G. May 2, 2008

Montague Tubesock

When someone fills a tubesock with dozens of live grasshoppers and then places it in a gay man's asshole.

Lyle- "Oh Steve you look awefully jumpy this morning"

Steve- "Ya, I did a Montague Tubesock last night, and I could still feel them inside me."

Lyle- "Fuck you Steve"

by The Pimp's Bologna March 18, 2008

romeo montague

A hot and sexy lover. Willing to do anything for his partner.

Omg he bought her a kitten. He is such a Romeo Montague!

by A citizen of Internet land March 3, 2015

Roffelomeo Montague

An expression to describe extreme funnyness.

John: So a lion and a cheetah are playing cards. The cheetah plays a full house. The lion says, "You cheetah!". The cheetah says, "You lion!".

Jack:Roffelomeo Montague!

by savvy jesse September 24, 2009

Myles Montague

The title or name given to someone with perceived supreme intelligence. Myles is a person often well-built. He is very handsome and always dresses well. He has a sharp mind and is very smart and witty. If you are talking to a Myles, you will find yourself smiling and wishing that he could be yours, though you know he can't. Myles' generally have blonde hair and blue eyes and go for redheads or girls named Ashley and Sarah because of their bubbly personalities. Myles' are fun people to be around and never fail to make everyone around them happy. They have amazing athletic ability, and are often three sport athletes. Most Myles' play basketball or rugby. They are always looking for a nice girl with a good sense of humor and who they can spend hours talking to. They don't date just to date, and they spend their time getting to know someone before they start. A Myles can light up the room in an instant by cracking one of his witty jokes or even just creating conversation. A Myles has many friends, girls and boys, and, while he maybe isn't the most popular in the class, everyone sees the good in him and loves him. He is a great best friend and boyfriend and anyone who knows him is lucky to have that privilege.

I love hanging with Myles Montague

by K-Baller January 13, 2015

Montague, MI

A small town in Michigan that is 85% white, 10% mexican, and 5% black. There is NOTHING to do in this small town and old people are attracted to the area. There are no juvies (unless you go to whitetrash Rothbury) so you don't have to worry about your car getting stolen. But you WILL have to worry about your car getting pranked upon. The school is complete bullsh*t and they won't let you where holey jeans. It's that dumb.

Retired old man: let's go to Montague, MI! I hear it quiet and lovely and less hooligans!

by Doggggggggg March 27, 2011

Montague California

Small Town of meth addicts, momma's who's kids are in cps custody and daddy's selling dope. Also home to broke ass old people living in tralier parks. Beware of stray cats.

Montague California is just a few miles from everything except meth.

by Dogmom76 June 25, 2018