Metamucil Mule

1 tbsp metamucil
3 oz Costco vodka
2 oz water

Johnny knew it all too well. When he travelled, dry ass-brownies would slowly form. He would soon become excrementally challenged. He turned to a friend who, in turn, prescribed a Metamucil Mule.

by KRmd November 20, 2017

Metamora, Illinois

In the ass-end of nowhere, a small town in central illinois with one stoplight and a mcdonalds. a few gas stations, a school, and thats about it. Everyone here loves football and if you are not obsessed with it you are considered a douche.

Guy 1: Dude im tired of chicago, lets go on a road trip south.
Guy 2: K dude I know the perfect place, Metamora, Illinois!
Guy 1: Where the hell is that?
Guy 2: Its this tiny town by peoria surrounded by cornfields!
Guy 1: Wow I hate you.

by MetamoraGuy June 28, 2009

miami sprinkler

The act of putting rainbow color sprinkles up the head of the penis while jacking off to your partner and sprinkling the rainbow color jiz on their face.

Yo bro I just did the miami sprinkler on my boyfriend and he's looking colorful.

by Untamed Funny October 27, 2014

Miramichi Valley High School

an absolute shit box of a school. where girls piss in the soap dispensers and guys steal them. girls getting pregnant like it's nothing. the teachers don't really give a f*ck about what you do but you still have the odd goody two shoes who actually follows the rules. no one wants to be there but everyone goes there. you'll probably get into a fight at the field and the teachers pretend they don't know about it. but it's still better than Jmh.

boy 1: man my school sucks

boy 2: you definitely go to Miramichi Valley high school!

by local mv student October 20, 2021

Minami

A very sweet, outgoing, attractive, and funniest girl you will ever meet. She knows how to gives good advices too. She can get any men she really wanted too. Everybody loves Minami. It's hard not too.

Minami is a sweet loving girl, but at times she could be REALLY freaky! To any guy that has her should be felt special. She isn't easy. If you have her, you are one of a kind. Not anyone could get her. At school, every guy wants her. Every girl wants to be her friend.

But really, Minami is an angel sent from heaven. She is a one of a kind. If she is in a relationship, he will treat you no other. She is extremely loyal, sweet, loving, kind, funny, outgoing, and even HOT!

Minami really is a one of a kind...

by Alex Wond January 28, 2018

Miami skin fade

A skin fade haircut you receive right before taking a plane to Miami, on your genitals.

Bro I’m so stoked to get this Miami skin fade. I’ve never had one before.

by LeonVonGradwitz January 31, 2019

metamorsel

A cute little thing that thinks its also cute. The word meta means self referential, and morsel is something you eat that is small.

I'm so cute, I'm so little, I'm a metamorsel!

by unfalse August 26, 2016