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Mariah mishap

A public appearance or performance that goes disasterously wrong. You are embarrassed and frustrated and it may or may not be your fault. Mariah Carey, singer, songwriter, diva, performer, celebrity
Jillian was singing the national anthem and towards the end of the song, she forgot the words. She had a Mariah mishap and all she could do was laugh.
by joecoolthefool January 3, 2017
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fecal mishap

To shit when you didn't mean to. Could be caused by a misjudged fart.
I had a fecal mishap. Can't you smell it? Now I got to go wash up.
by jimmybomm June 4, 2020
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Hudson Mishap

Named for the astonishing water landing of a passenger jet in the Hudson River by Chesley "Sully" Sulenberger III.

A sexual maneuver that takes place in an area that is either tiled or covered in a linoleum or other laminate floor. The act begins with the man on his knees, holding the woman in front of him, supporting her weight with his arms, facing one another, penis inserted into her vagina. The man, who has a full bladder, pulls his penis out of the vagina and urinates on the floor behind her. He then re-inserts his penis into her vagina, lowers her back onto the fresh urine, and with one big thrust of his pelvis/penis he sends her gliding across the floor like a jet coming in for a water landing. The true HM includes the man throwing his arms and head back in celebration at the moment of uncoupling after the thrust.
So Jimmy says, "My girl can't get enough of my giving her the old 'Hudson Mishap,' but I hate cleaning up after it."
by Danny "Happy Monkey" Hammer February 28, 2011
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Seattle Mishap

the act of two mixed martial art fighters grappling each other, when suddenly one loses control of their bladder and pisses all over the other fighter.
The 3 time NCAA wrestling champion was disqualified from the match when he accidentally preformed a "Seattle Mishap" on his opponent.
by AJ&KEVIN November 7, 2010
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Alabama Mishap

Where a guy is fucking a girl in the ass roughly, then proceeds to throw her off causing her to shit all over his bed. They then end up throwing up on eachother.
Man, I had an Alabama Mishap last night. Shit was intense!
by JarJarWinks February 19, 2010
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slot mishap

An unfortunate or unusual accident/occurence during the penetration part of sexual intercourse that usually results in some sort of splitting pain usually caused by recklessness or carelessness.
While the married couple were having sexual intercourse, a slot mishap occured that cut the fun short.
by Leafs11&Sewchinator November 3, 2006
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lemon mishap

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