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If ya hold da head steady, imma milk da cow!

From the song 'Yeah!' by usher, 'lil jon, and ludacris. In this part ludacris is talking about getting a hand job.

The 'head' being the head of his dick, and 'milk' being the cum out of his 'cow' (his dick.) He wants the girl to give him a handjob and make him cum.
Ludacris' part in 'Yeah!' :

My outfit's ridiculous, in the club lookin' so conspicuous.
And Rowl! These women all on the prowl, ***If ya hold da head steady, imma milk da cow!****
Forget about the game, I'm a spit the truth, I won't stop till I get 'em in they birthday suits.
So gimmie the rhythm and it'll be off with their clothes, then bend over to the front and touch your toes.
I left the Jag and I took the Rolls, if they aint cutting then I put em on foot patrol.
How you like me now, when my pinky's valued over three hundred thousand,
Lets drank you the one to please, Ludacris fill cups like double D's.
Me and Ursh once more and we leave 'em dead, we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed to say ..
by chacmool January 22, 2010
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Milk the Cow. It can be used in any situation!
Gosh Claudia! Milk the Cow and get to work! You know you have a math exam tomorrow!
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if you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow
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Milk the Cow

When a fat woman or girl squirts out of their vagina
Tonight, the man plans on going to a club to find a fat chick cause he was in the mood to milk the cow.
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Milk The Cow

To aggressively squeeze a breastfeeding woman's tits and have milk spray everywhere.
I dare you to Milk The Cow
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milk a cow

manipulating the 'udder' of the male human to produce 'milk' by partial or complete envelopment. often a lubricated tube and undulating motion is used
dana was in trouble and strongly needed to milk a cow

sam figured out that after 40, women begin to no longer wish to milk a cow !
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cow milk greeting

It’s a greeting in elementary school when you moo to your friends and then the teacher shouts milking time and then you milk the shit out of your bunk buddy.
Yo bro we were doing the cow milk greeting and I got milked the shit out of!
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