Melf

Santa sat down all his little elves for some quit time, when little Johnny elf starting acting up. Santa then told little Johnny "Bitch, you better sit your ass down before I go fuck ur melf of a mother." Johnny then sat down and started to cry

by Kiirra6669 May 28, 2021

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short form of saying: the world has lied to me in so many ways. or, a form of the "eff" word, more acceptable to older adults.

oh, the world has melfed me over
melf!

by melf May 13, 2005

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Shortened version of myself, used as a name or less conformative and egotistical self reference. Can also be used as simplified statement of fantastical racial origin; i.e. Me conjoined with Elf.

"Melf is back."

by Rachael January 8, 2004

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i have no idea what this means. my ex texted me and asked

what the hell does melf mean?

by melffff September 26, 2018

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1)An adolescent boy who desperately wants to be an elf.
2)A man-elf.

(Based on a true story of a kid who dresses like an elf and took his dad's last name just because it was Melf)

That kid loves prancing in the woods wearing pixie garb way too much. He is such a Melf.

by Melf January 7, 2004

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