Mayonnaise

Something or someone who is plain and boring. Sometimes used to describe caucasian people or heterosexual people.

See also: vanilla

“Sara is such a mayonnaise name.”

by Healing Smile January 1, 2019

Mayonnaise

Sienna

mayonnaise is siennas vagina juice that pours out her pumped pussy

by thewingwangwoob September 17, 2019

Mayonnaise

An instrument

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. (Lies)

by Lovelyjollylocks December 6, 2016

Mayonnaise

Redneck version of saying man there is

Mayonnaise a lot of people here today

by Redneck2004 February 21, 2019

Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise.. usually white and put on a sandwich. Or other foods. IT also has a redneck definition..

Mayonnaise a lot of people here tonight....

by Grumpy Granny December 22, 2016

Mayonnaise

A word indicating the skeet, also known as semen, that is ejaculated from a man's sexual apparatus; when used in this context it always refers to a woman being either covered in or filled with the afformentioned term.

Dude, I was having sex with this one chick while making myself a sandwhich, first I put on the mayonnaise, then i pu ont the mayonnaise!!!

by Malcolm OSX May 4, 2006

Mayonnaise

Drunk, drugged or otherwise inebreated.

Did you see how Joe was stumbling all over the place, he is totally mayonnaise.

by edisonbattery June 14, 2016