Unreal love

A love told and sold by someone that does not know what love is. Love is not betrayal. Love is not lying. Love isn't hurtful. Love is not a game. Love is not lusting over every woman you see while in a relatuonship. Love is not a sexual addiction. Love isn't a side chick or 7. Love doesnt have dirty nasty secrets. Love isn't a list of sexual partners a mile long.

Lee was in unreal love with many women. He married when he was not the marrying kind.

by sthrngrc August 20, 2018

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker

To deeply fist an ass hole

I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night

by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

creepy love stare

the way harry styles looks at louis tomlinson, in a fond way but it looks kinda creepy

try googling "creepy love stare" and go in images ;)

Harry was doing the creepy love stare again

by thatswhyimaniallgirl January 18, 2022

locked out

Something that happens to a specific avetard all the time. Norman "Nick" will get locked out of his room so much at The Ave that he might as well just remove the door to his room to prevent it from happening. Once this avetard gets locked out, he will get Henry's axe and try to chomp at the door in order to open which only fucks up the door even more.

Avetard #1 got locked out of his room, might as well go the axe already.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

love goo

A man made sticky substance used to pleasure women and make babies.

Chad injected Keirsten with his love goo and made her moan although 9 month's later she was screaming when Chad Jr arrived!

by JDawg 316 June 24, 2016

The Greatest Love Story Ever Told

The story of a man afraid of flying, and an angel afraid of falling, who somehow met in the middle. The man who denied the existence of angels came to love one. The angel who never felt began to feel. The man who was saved from an eternity in Hell by an angel. The angel who fell in every way imaginable for a man. The man, with a clear path to escape, decided instead to stay in Purgatory for a year, searching for his angel, praying to him every night. Begging. When he found him, he held him; he told him that he needed him, that he'd get him out, even if it killed them both. The angel rejected his faith, his family, his home, and everything he knew, so he could keep the man safe. They stay together despite fate, despite what they are, because they refuse to be pulled apart.

We're family. We need you. I need you.
I'm hunted, I rebelled, and I did it, all of it, for you.
"People aren't exaggerating when they call Destiel the greatest love story ever told."

by Samchester April 12, 2013

Mike Love

1. A portion of something that ruins the whole that it is a part of; especially after an initial period of apparent harmony.

2. A person who suffers from avarice, jealousy and megalomania simultaneously.

1. The reasons for the fall of the Roman Empire are numerous, but one of the most significant factors was the internal conflict between its elite during Late Antiquity. You could say they were the Mike Love of the Empire.

2. Paris Hilton is the Mike Love of the 21st century.

by greenlectern May 17, 2009