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lokesan

Son of lord Shiva.
A humble, gentle and calm human being.
Always neatly attired and loves to be in the company of friends.
Lokesan is the most humble person i know.
by alphaomega1234crush. November 22, 2021
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Loveland Middle School

Also applies to the Intermediate School.

The worst middle school in the world. Lying about being excellent and shit while getting a C+ average in Language Arts. The staff is all bullshit and they discriminate the students on their level of understanding, race, and gender. The school claims it is broke and needs more money while the dumbass superintendent spends the school's money on SMART Boards and iPad's that the teachers use to play games.
Student 1: "Yo, Tyrese! You just moved to Loveland, don't go to Loveland Middle School, go to Mason.
Student 2: "Yea, nigga."
Student 1: "If you ever wanted to go, watch out for Officer Barnes, he confiscated my weed bro."
Dumbass Student: "I'm telling Officer Barnes, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, your gonna get your ass kicked!"
by DarellSmokesWeed April 23, 2012
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Loveland High School

The definitive microcosm for the American white, middle-class high school experience.

There is nothing unique about Loveland High School, which is exactly what makes it so puzzling. For decades, scientists had hotly debated if such a place could even exist: a basic singularity. It's only recently, after its current building's construction in 2000 AD, that researchers have been able to closely examine this hot-spot of generic and predictable high school activity.

Every social clique is a perfect stereotypical representation of itself. There are no known deviations from typical behavior that these groups preform. Every band kid acts as you would expect them to, every athletic kid, every robotics kid, and so on and so forth. Such behavior is startlingly conformist.

It is yet unknown if the students or faculty inside the school posses self-awareness of how generic they truly are or if they are blissfully unaware and sheltered from the harsh world around them. It is assumed that most students wish they could attend somewhere, anywhere else.
"I'm from Loveland High School, and every day I grow a little more tired of my horrifically tedious journey from this god-forsaken high school to University of Cincinnati to a 9-5 job to an eventual

and inevitable death."
by i suppose so April 28, 2021
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Lovedan

"The kids in class all had graham crackers, and I was starved, so I pulled a Lovedan and kifed a few."
by MarriedLife March 27, 2009
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lovesnot

After jerking me off for ten minutes, I proceeded to expel my lovesnot all over her face.
by JCS Bricks August 20, 2004
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Loveland Handshake

The act of one or more people lying beneath a glass table while having one or more others defecate on said glass table.

The term is named for its town of origin, Loveland, Colorado.
Fred is cleaning his glass table after him and Mike exchanged a Loveland Handshake
by Valente420 June 5, 2009
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Jewish Lovehandles

Moneybags hanging from the hips in the shape of lovehandles.
Man, did you see Meyer Wolfshiem's Jewish lovehandles?
by Bob Condor October 17, 2006
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