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lovehanger 

A romantic comedy or dramatic adventure where characters dance around blossoming emotions only to come face to face with the last minute realization that they are in love. This is usually prefaced by uncomfortable and awkward moments where any outside audience is keenly aware of the subtle transformation while those specifically involved display a stubborn and often dispassionate aversion towards one another until an emotional epiphany is reached.
That movie was a real lovehanger. I knew the whole time they were going to hook up.
lovehanger by djalexdeep March 25, 2010
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lowhangers 

Refers to a type of scrotum that is loose, long, and fleshy. The ballsac prominently descends, unlike the more average snug sac. This scrotum type can make more of an impression by slapping against a sex partner's chin, anus, etc. Often referred to as a 'set of' referring to the matched pair of balls in a typical nutsac. (It's normal for them to dangle at unequal lengths.)
Look at the set of lowhangers on him! I'd love to roll them around in my mouth and then feel them slapping against my tits when he stands in front of me and fucks my face.

He sat gingerly on the cold bus station bench to avoid traumatizing his lowhangers which were protected only by the thin barrier of his loose nylon running shorts.
lowhangers by mr pinky June 24, 2007

Lindsay Lowhangers 

A guy with low hanging balls, that slap your ass when you get banged from behind..... Low hanging balls, teabag etc.
One could say a guy with low hanging balls, or nuts has lindsay lowhangers.
Lindsay Lowhangers by Tarot73 December 15, 2011

loneranger 

The act of calling rodeo just as you are about to cum, when your friends are waiting to pounce outside the room, and you are masturbating, not having sex with an ugly slut. When they come in to laugh at you, the joke backfires. You laugh at them as they see you masturbating, if your lucky you will gun one of them done with your six shooter.
"The other night Chris called rodeo at a party. We all piled in to the room for a laugh, but it backfired, when he pulled a textbook loneranger and hit Rhys between the eyes."
loneranger by rusty g January 2, 2010

Lowhangers 

Women with obviously fake breasts showing them off.
"Look at Slim over there with those super lowhangers..."
Lowhangers by Good ol #5 June 3, 2006

loosehanger 

Someone who has sex for money, a prostitute
Hey broseph, you wanna go pick up some loosehangers tonight?
loosehanger by DaWibby March 31, 2012

lövånger 

Nasty place, they only drive EPA and everyone who lives there are relatives.
Guy: Should we go to Lövånger
Girl: No way, I would rather drive into a wall
lövånger by Umbek69 December 9, 2021