lolrbating

(lawl-uhr-bate-ing) Searching the internet desperately in search of lulz.

1: Dude where have you been all day?

2:Sorry dude, I was lolrbating and I lost track of time

by abigscaryhobo May 18, 2011

Laterbating

Laterbating: To masturbate about somebody, later.

"He didn't know we followed him home from the Halloween Party, we were gonna sneak downstairs and scare the shit out of him. Bust open the door and there's bro: got Journey on full blast, standing on the end of the bed with his leg up on the post, Laterbating to a picture of Natan dressed as Satan, metal horns to the sky. We didn't even say anything. We couldn't. It was kind of a moment. So we just sat there and watched."

And that, my friends, was how we turned gay in the summer of 69.

by Nippletitski December 20, 2025